99 Seconds of Harry Potter

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There once was a boy named Harry

destined to be a star

his parents were killed by Voldemort

who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry! You're a wizard!

Harry goes to Hogwarts

he meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a Daddy's boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed

The sorcerer's stone is destroyed

by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand

now Ginny's gone

and Harry's in Mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

his ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up Aunt Marge

The dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf

The rat's a man

and now the prisoner is at large

They use time travel so they can

save the prisoner of Azkaban

who just so happens to be Harry's godfather.

I don't really get it either.

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament

With dragons and mermaids

Oh no; Edward Cullen gets slayed

He's back.

Harry, Harry, It's getting scary.

Voldemort's back and you are revolutionary, Harry

Dumbledore, Dumbledore,

Why is he ignoring your

constant attempts to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school

Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh

Split your soul, seven parts of a whole

they're horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry

who constantly conquered death.

But in one final duel between good and bad

He may take his final breath

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 26, 2014 ⏰

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