There once was an american boy who went by the name of Steve Rogers. He was a small child and had a best friend/lover/whatever you wanna call it called Bucky Barnes.
One day Bucky went to the army
Steve followed
Steve got big
Bucky fell
Steve was sad
Steve crashed a plane
Steve woke up
He found Bucky
They fighted
Steve said "Im not gonna fight ya, your my friend"
Bucky said "your my mission"
Steve said "then finish it cause Im with ya til the end of the line
They dry humped for a while on the helicarrier
When Steve fell, Bucky saw Steve's ass...and he knew that was Americas Ass.
And he knew it belonged to him
Bucky saved Steve
Bucky went on the run
And all he thought about was Americas Ass
He dreamt about Americas Ass
They found each other again
Steve cried
They had some very sticky sex
And Bucky thanked god Americas Ass was all his
The end
