(Kusuke x reader) Madness

Animed world ch.1

"Ahhhh let's see" you look around. "Mmmmmhm" there's one missing. You thought as you counted 4,871 yaoi books in your personal library. Your mom obviously took one.

"MAMA GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE"

Don't get your relationship wrong, your both vary nice, both go to church, both have vary closed off lives, both love yaoi, but you both hate eachother. You where born from her when she was drunk, therefore when she found out she hooked up with a random man and got pregnant she immediately hated you.

She kept you around though because she new you where going to be special somehow. You are, in this world your a voice actress. Also, a famous singer. I voice Kaido, I may be a girl but I can do a lot of things most people can't.

Your mom yells "NOT NOW MS.PerfectBich IM IN THE JUCY PART"

You run down the stairs. "GIMMIE MEH YAOI BICH" you snatched that yaoi book out of her hand "DAMN DIGGADY DOG SO CLOSE"

Your home schooled so your only ever in the mansion or in a studio or on stage.

Suddenly the door bell rings. I hide my yaoi book and look outside only to see fans yelling "MARRY ME" or "IM LESBIAN FOR YOU!!"

You sigh. Damn       fangirls/boys, Alway interrupting your about to kill mom faze.

You run upstairs and open your phone to Wattpad, there you have friends. Your courtly writing a CeilxFemaleReader as you where going to up date it I see The Saikik's true story. As soon as I click on it me my phone and purse gets telloported, Into some forest.

*pic above*

As soon as I get there my purse is in my hand along with my phone. I look around for any sign of humanity. There was none in the area I was at. I look down at my purse, it looks like a black hole. "What the hell, I swear there was at least some money in here!"

4 dollars jumped out of your purse... "... da furack...." You think for a second. Hummm maybe...
You then say out loud "Todoroki body pillow please" then a note pops out, it says I wanna make you suffer, so no body pillow fo u mada fuca.

Oh damn you tryed. "Oh you're just mean" as you say that you look at your arm "OH MY MFG IM MF ANIMETED, HELLZ YESS IMMA HELP WITH ALL DA YAOI" your new goal in life is to make friends with the people in what ever anime your in, and make them do some yaoi.

As you put the money  your phone and the note all in your purse, you walk in any direction you can, I come to an all to formulator house.

"Oh shit, I'm in saikiks universe..... hmmm what if... PHONE"

Your phone jumps out of your purse. You run away a 200mile radius away from the Saikik household.

You look at your phone and say" call Saikik kusuke." Suddenly the phone starts calling Saikik kusuke.

Damn I have no way of how to go with this, I'll just have to be...

Then kusuke picks up.
"Hello? This is Saikik Kusuke speaking.."

"Oh shit" you had no idea what the hell comes next.

"Ah hello, you must be a fangirl, trying to hookup with me for my inventions" you immediately respond "da fuck I an't no hoe, lookie here lil boy I just want the Accessories on ya head damn perv" he laughs as hard as your passion for singing. "How do you know what my accessories are?" He says this in a semi mad semi protective semi don't really care tone. "None'ya bizzness now can you make me some before Kusuko comes and reads my mind." Just then you realize your still in public, and most people just turned around to look at you as you awkwardly laugh.

You reach a alleyway to talk privately... but then Saikik appears and slammed you on a wall 'how do you know about me'

You completely ignore him and talk to his brother

"Hurry up your bothers already pinning me to a wall trying to get answers. I'd rather not have my mind read!"

Kusuke laughs so loud it cracked your screen "DAMN LIL BOI YOU CRACKED MEH SCREEN"

He stoped laughing and hung up. Leaving a mad Saikik and you alone. 'ILL SAY THIS AGAIN'
You cut him off "well technically you didn't say anything, and you're still not talking to me, so yea"

Just then a helicopter pulled up skert. (Haha somethings wrong with me lol) and soon the accessories were in your head too. "Well damn, perfect timing. These look cute to."

Then you booked it and never looked back. You soon find yourself at a house for sale (and sense this is a fanfic and not real life) you walked in taking the sign down now owning the house. (Cuz dats how fanfics work) now signed up for P.K Academy (again cuz that's how fanfics work)I go to sleep and get ready for my first day.

You walk to school and conveniently you bypass Saikik, Nindo, and Kaido. You walk up to them and immediately start talking

"Sup my name's (Y/N) nice to meet you" I closed eyed smile and purposely bounced my personality up and down (Aphmau reference)
Kaido and Nindos nose started to trickled a line of blood. As you opened your eyes you're all surprisingly at school, even if your  a year + 1/2 older then them they don't have to know that.

As you enter the room you decided your personality these people will think you are is                  Kami/Doro/Kuu/Sadodere goddess

"H-hey I'm (l/n) (y/n)I.. *chough* you know what just leave me alone, o-or if you don't wanna *wink* you just might get punished *bounces personally*   s-so um, I hope you all have a great day!"

Then you sit down at the empty seat next to Saikik. I wink at him.

"*wispers* I'll help you with your 'goddess' problems if you do me 2 favors..." 'only if you do one more for me' "deal" then suddenly the teacher calls you out, lucky you graduated College at the age of 12 and have a IQ of 999,999,999 (this is a fanfic I know it's impossible don't hate on yourself)
"(L/N) COULD YOU PLEASE SALVE THIS PROBLEM... *you up on your sad face*... ah.. uh nevermind." "Oh no it's fine"

You walk up to the board and solve the problem in a more advanced way, turned around and winked, blushed at everyone.

This is going to be one heck of an day.