random things i've written in school

Weddings

So in second through fifth grades, I married so many inanimate objects it's not even funny. I married things from a pen to a binder and honestly I have no shame. The first wedding I can remember, I was in fourth grade.

It was a rainy day so we had inside recess which automatically put my wedding inside. If that wasn't stressful enough, MATTHEW decided to officiate the wedding. Oh, I was getting married to a pen by the way. Anyways, I let Matt officiate and I must say my wedding was rather beautiful. We all were wearing our royal blue gym uniforms and the sound of the cold rain was utterly beautiful. I walked down the aisle we made out of the desks and from what I remember Sagun called it beautiful.

I also married a picture of a gay 50 year old in fifth grade. Yeah. That's exactly what I said. Matt braided my hair, badly if i say so myself but it's the effort that counts.

Now it's time for classroom quotes.

Matt: Will you, *laughs hysterically*

Rori: What.

Matt: Will *slams head on desk*

Sagun: Do it. *shakes fist*

Matt: No. We had Mike Wasoski in a closet with Saggy and he made demon sounds.

Sagun: WET

Sagun: I call them dai, but not like DIE I WILL CRUSH YOUR SOUL DIE. Dai means uncle in nepalese.

Matt: She unzipped me. Oh god she touched my cheek well we know what that means. *sits on me*

Rori: WHATTTTT

Matt: BEEETTTTTT

(ALL THIS HAPPENED IN PROBLEM SOLVING OOF)

Matt: i was in Walmart when I saw an old lady struggling to carry her stuff. So I rose up on my healy's and when she saw me rolling, she though I was an alien and shot me, 5 times. (he wanted to contribute and I said why not...)