slenderman: *dreading this introduction because of what happened last time* children! i have a very important announcement. we have a new pasta joining us today. everyone: OOOOHHHH
slenderman: *brings in jeff*
everyone:
jeff:
slenderman:
jeff:
eyeless jack: what the fuck is that-? jeff: *breathes* everyone: *flinches*
slenderman: *nudging jeff foward* say hello jeff. they aren't gonna bi- jeff: Sup fUcKErs laughing jack: *shrugs* yep, he's normal masky: *drags hoodie and toby into a closet* slenderman: language! can't you just say hello like a normal kid?! jeff: whoever said i was normal, baldy.
slenderman: *on the verge of tears* i could have swore he was an ANGEL on the way here
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eyeless jack: it's okay dude. at least he isn't trying to kill everyone here. *shoots glares at the closet* UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.
masky: yeah? well at least we didn't try and take slendy's KIDNEYS! hoodie: he has a point- eyeless jack: well since i didn't fucking get his, ill just take YOURS BITCH!" *charges closet*
slenderman: "NO STOP- EJ STOP BITING HIM- JEFF GET OFF THE CHANDELIER! LJ STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE JANE!
