Creepypastas at a restaurant:

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Jeff: *sits down casually*
Slenderman: *crosses legs*

LJ: *staring at everyone* are we all gonna just sit here or fucking order?"
Slenderman: well-

Masky: *to waitress* yes, cheesecake. how many DAMN TIMES do i have to TElL YoU?!
Ticci Toby: aNd WAFFLES-!!
EJ: FUCKING KIDENYS? YES KIDnEys!! *lunges at the waitress*

Slenderman: *uses tentacle things to grab all three boys* THAT IS ENOUgH!!! BehAVE OR I WILL SLIT ALL YOUR THROATS ONE By FUcKING ONE! *turns to waitress* my most sincere apologies, they just don't know how to act. giving them a simply punishment should straighten them up."

waitress: *already fainted on the floor*
Ben: *observes* is she dead slenderman?
Slenderman: wellllllll, that's why we're leaving before that happens-

meanwhile in the background~

Masky: THE FRACK IS MY ChEEseCAKE?! *throws table*

EJ: *cutting people open*Ticci Toby: *chasing little 6 year old trying to take her waffles*

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EJ: *cutting people open*
Ticci Toby: *chasing little 6 year old trying to take her waffles*

Clockwork: *laughing nervously* time to go...

Slenderman: I.Give.Up.

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