Slenderman: im trusting you with my whole nonexistent heart to watch over my Sally. Understand?
Jeff: Yep! I'm great with kids slendy. Slenderman: alright. She better be in one piece when I come back. Jeff: no problem!
/*slenderman leaves*/
Jeff: ALRIGHT SALLY GET OuT HERE Sally: do you have to yell?! Jeff: wow you're already breaking the rules, number one don't get sassy with me
Sally: you're a dork. I don't like you. Jeff: I never asked for you to like me! Just shut up and go play dolls or something Sally: hmmm fire extinguisher! Jeff: yeah fire extinguisher whatever
Sally: *evil grin gif* Jeff: wait what
Sally:
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Jeff: *on the verge of angry tears cooped up on the floor* w-why- why would YOU DO THAT?! Sally: i'm- um, i'm sorry jeff, i didn't kn-
Jeff: I have an idea. why don't we play a game. i'll give you to the count of three to start running.
Jeff: ☻
Sally: *screams and runs*
Jeff: IM GONNA KI- *smaks into something pretty hard*
*looks up*
"heh- well hi there slenderman-! I was just playing a game with sally. you know? she's all hyper and crap!"
Slenderman:
Jeff:
Slenderman: I hope you enjoyed being on fire the first time. Jeff: really? that's so thoughtful of you because I did not.
Slenderman: ah really? well then. I suppose you can let sally practice her new makeup and dressed on you right? haha you're so nice.
Jeff: /*left eye twitches*/ sure
All the pastas in the back:
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__________ omg why is this scenario so shit i'm sorry lmao
