Masky: hEy slendy, where do you wanna go shopping? we'll be nice and let you pick :)
Slenderman: *quite flattered for once* i mean well I could really use-
Hoodie: some fucking new clothes. let's go
Slenderman: no
Masky:
Ticci Toby: *looks at slenderman with puppy dog eyes* i-i want a new s-shirt tho...."
Slenderman: *trying to resist* No, we are- no, /*under breath*/ focus, don't look at him slenderman, you got thi- *looks* FFS FINE
Ticci Toby: YES
~at the store~
Masky: hmmm? does this look good on me Hoodie? Toby?
Hoodie: you look like a stripper
Ticci Toby: buy me waffles and i'll say i like it
Masky: NAH, where the fuck is slenderman?
Slenderman: *standing awkwardly in the corner*
Hoodie: *cackles* great, now it's time to find dad some clothes...!
Slenderman: listen here children, i really don't need clothes, you guys get what you want.
Masky: nope, i think i have the best clothes for you slendy ITS PERFECT
Ticci Toby: oh no
Hoodie: *whispers to slenderman* i mean if i was you, i'd run. his mask is fucking smiling. run-
Masky: look at this? isn't it nice? *hold up lingerie*
Slenderman: WHAT THE-
Ticci Toby: fuck
Slenderman: *runs* NEVER AGaIn AM I GOING SHOpPING WiTH THE PROXYS
meanwhile in the candy section~
LJ: ooh this is new. It tastes like-
Jeff: did you just see that
LJ: see what? *chews slowly*
Jeff: I just saw slenderman running with Masky chasing after him holding lingerie.
LJ: I vote yes
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