Jeff: how the fuck do i DO THIS? Slenderman: it's easy. Calm down and breath. Now feel. Jeff: FEEL WHAT? BOI ARE U DUMB?
Slenderman: ok u bug eyed shit stick, don't talk to me like that. Look at the human Jeff: all I see is boobs Slenderman: HER FACE Jeff: *squints* I don't think she has one. Whatever. *runs screaming with knife* Slenderman: JEFF WAIT
Hoodie : *eats chip* I knew I should have brought popcorn. Slenderman: shut up
Jeff: DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME Girl: *screaming and running* Jeff: WOKA WOKA MUTHA FUKA *stabs the air* GET BACK HERE YE BITCH
Girl: WTH!?!! YOU HIDEOUS MONSTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Jeff: ok did you just call me hideous? I don't- Ouch /*flips hair*/
Girl: what the actual fuck Jeff: *yawns* time to go to sleep. /*lays on ground*/
Slenderman: *sighs* he only needs a little bit more training an- Hoodie: no dude, he needs a new mentor
Slenderman: ha, funny. I'm a great mentor. I'd like to see you try and kill he-
Hoodie:
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