THE THREE CABALLEROS DIARIES

CHAPTER 1: SURPRISE

AHEM ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A ROOSTER BOI NAMED PANCHITO HE DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH HIS BESTEST CHUMS DONALD AND H O S ESO HE TRIED TO CALL THEM WITH HIS FOG HORNBUTTHEY DIDNT ANSWERPANCHITO FELT VERY VERY LONELY, AND EVENTUALLY FELL INTO A DEEP DEPRESSION.HE SAT AROUND AND ATE ICECREAM AND WATCHED SAD MOVIES ALL DAY AND NEVER MOVED.THEN ABOUT 6 HOURS LATER, HE RECIEBED A MCALL ON HIS FOG HORN, HE PICKED UP AND A VERY SCARY AND DEEP VOICE BEGAN TO SPEAK."BOI U BETTER COME ON DOWN HERE, IF YOU DONT I WILL UH UH FIND YOU"PANCHITO HAD NEVER FELT SO THREATENED, HE HUNG UP AND BEGANTO GO DOWN THERE, HE DIDNT KNOW WHERE DOWN THERE WAS BUT WHATEVER.HE MANAGED TO FIND HIS WAY TO DOWN THERE, IT WAS THIS LARGE BUILDING.HE WALKED INSIDE AND..."SURPRISE!"HIS BESTEST CHUMS DONALD AND H O S E SHOUTED MYSTICALLY.PANCHITO STARTED TO CRY AND AND FELL TO THE GROUND.DONALD AND H O S E THOUGHT THEYH KILLED HIM AND STARTED FREAKING OUTPANCHITO THEN SPOKE UP "WHAT IS THIS I THIUGHT YOU GUYS HATED ME SIGHHHHH"DONALD AND H O S E LOOKED AT EACHOTHER "WE WERE PLANNING YOU A ANNIVERSARY GRADUATION BABY SHOWER UH BIRTHDAY PARTY" THEY BOTH SAIDPANCHITO THEN GOT UP AND BEGAN TO DANCE UNCONTROLLABLY THE END

Written by Bub & Ari, I was busy when they were writing this.