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is your day first in this neighvore hood u drive ur car up to ur home, and then u look around and hear 50 people say "hey kid" all in unison at once

thats right

the neighvore hood you moved into is all sans

its all sans.

you run into ur house and when u shut the door u can hear a shit ton of sans laughter outside

you try to just set up your house

you assemble your barbie couch but then you can hear someone upstairs

u slowly go up the stairs

you found the door the sound is coming from

you open itjdfkjffgv

you open the door

and your eardrums get shattered by lancers theme

u litearally fuckign jump out of the window onto a convenient pile of spikes

u try to run to the nearest hospital

you enter the hospital and find a nurse standing there looking away from you

you tap her shoulder

she turns around to look at you and iTS SANS SANS NURSE SANS NURSE

you dig below you to try to escape all of this

but like my father always said

minecraft sucks fortnite is better

so you burn in lava bc u dug straight down

u lost all of ur 0 items

u respawn and ur way back in the mine got our sans's swing from s

minign time

u find fuckign thanos ore

and then u got shot on sight by obama

u die and are reborn as obama

you look at yourself in the mirror because Obama is beautiful

but then you realize


OBAMA IS SANS

*goosebump theme plays*





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