Random stories from my school

3 random stories that i can think of rn

Story 1

Okie so today I was sitting in my classroom and i was getting up to sharpen my pencil and this kid that i hate ALOT was sitting at the teachers desk while he was outside talking to one of the idiotic kids and then he was like hey are you and your boyfriend still dating? And i said yeah and then i sat back down. Then awhile later i got up to throw away some trash and then the kid (his name is Isaiah btw) was like FUCK YOU! So i yelled fuck you to and then he said oh i could be down for that you wanna do it in front of Josh to? And then i was extremely confused and probably red af to and then I sat down and my friend was laughing her ass of while my boyfriend was like what just happened? He didnt hear anything even tho we were basically yelling XD

It was weird and funny and I'm still laughing about it in my car going to Walmart rn.

Josh is meh boyfwend btw -w-

Story 2

So at lunch I was sad cause this kid was punching my backpack in the lunch line he's dumb af and I hate him (if u cant tell I hate everyone at my school mostly) but I sat down eating my pizza and this girl that I think is kinda cute walked up and started talking to me and my friends and then she looks at me dead in the eyes and says... I'm your daddy now. And then I started laughing and she walks over to me and is like this is my child and then my boyfriend walks over (hes friends with the girl her name espy) walks up espy says THIS IS MY OTHER CHILD! Then Josh is like wait who's your other kid? Then she points at me and hes like eww what? If your both our dads then I'm dating my sister ._. Then espys like oh right umm... you guys are still my kids but you guys aren't related bai then everyone died (jk)

and story 3
This one got Isaiah's dumb ass in it again
I has alot of dumb stories about him so yea XD

So one day this was awhile ago btw before me and my boyfriend were even dating so like 2 months ago I think? But anyway Isaiah had his crotch against the wall and then the teacher walks up and is like Isaiah! Stop humping the wall the wall does not want to be raped! Then Isaiah turns around and is like that wasnt humping.. then he pulls down his pants to reveal some shorts and he was like THIS IS HUMPINGGG and he starts doing thrusting motions in da air and then me and my friend die from laughter

Idk what's up with me and dying but everyone dies at the end of my stories XD

BONUS STORYYY :D cause y not :3

One day awhile ago I was in my band class and me and my friend were practicing in the practice room. We weren't rlly practicing we were mostly just messing around and the people next to us in the other practice room heard EVERYTHING we were doing.. their were holes in the ceiling in both rooms so yea they heard everything. We didnt know that thi but anyway.. me and my friend heard the people next to us playing happy birthday on their instruments so my friend started yelling HAPPY DEATH DAY TO MEEE HAPPY DEATH DAY TO MEEEE and then they started laughing and like 10 minutes later they were like kicking the wall or something so my friend was like WHOA THEY GOTTA CALM THEMSELFS IN THEIR!! and I started laughing and then she started making moaning noises and I just died... when. Class was over we walked out and they were laughing and we asked what happened and they were like we heard everything you guys were saying and then everyone that heard and me and my friend laughed and went to our next class and some of them went to lunch cause I was in 7th and most of them were in 6th ;^;

Okie that it bye

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