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Hunter x Hunter - Hisoka x Reader

Witches Love Potion

It's been a few weeks after the Greed Island incident, and we've all decided to just rest for a while. Kurapika, Leorio, Gon, and Killua are resting in my house while Hisoka is out. They were pretty against me letting Hisoka come over to the house, but I got them to agree. I've had a massive crush on Hisoka for a while, and albeit their protests at first, they learned to accept it. They want me to be happy.

Like I said, though, Hisoka is out right now. And I have a pretty good plan. You see, after you complete Greed Island, you're allowed to take 3 cards from the game to use in the "real world." I chose the cards Angel's Breath, Wild Luck Alexandrite, and Witches Love Potion. Angel's Breath will summon an angel who will cure one person of all wounds and ills, and restore them to perfect health. Wild Luck Alexandrite will give its owner once-in-a-lifetime experiences, though you cannot choose whether they'll be for better or for worse. Witches Love Potion gives you a bottle that contains 500 pills, and if the owner kisses a pill before feeding it to a target, the target will become beholden to the owner. It will last a week. 

My plan is to feed one of the pills to Hisoka, though the problem is I don't know how. 

"How the hell am I supposed to feed a pill to a clown who is always on edge!?" I yelled out in frustration, flopping onto my bed. 

"What is this I hear about a pill and feeding it to the psychopath?" I hear from the door. I shoot up and see it's just Killua.

"You know the Witches Love Potion card from Greed Island right?" I asked him, letting out a sigh of relief. He nodded. 

"Well, as you know, I really, really like Hisoka. Even if it was just for a week, I want to know how he would act if he loved me, too. Maybe then I could finally get over him." You said.

"Why would you want to get over him? I don't like the guy, but you obviously really care about him. You talk about him all the time, not to mention there's always that dumb, dorky smile on your face when you're with him." Killua questioned. You swore you heard something fall, but couldn't focus on it too much.

"Because there's no way he would like me. What is he going to see in some girl who's like two feet shorter than him and sticks to him like his bungee gum? Not to mention he only sees me as a friend!" I answered. Killua walked over and crouched down in front of me. He grabbed my hands.

"Hey, you shouldn't give up on someone just because you don't think they'll like you. You're an amazing girl; you're pretty, super strong.." He would say, rubbing my palm with his thumb, "You bring a smile to everyone's face, no matter where you go, you always bring light into the room when everyone is down in the dumps. You can beat ass, that lunatic loves that part of you. Hell, when you almost killed that guy back in the exams, he had this stupid look on his face. I've never seen it before. There's nothing that guy wouldn't like about you" He said as he gave my hands a squeeze. I couldn't help but smile.

"Thank you, Killua" I said as I pulled him into a teary hug. He gladly accepted it.

"Now, let's go drug the damned clown." He said as he pulled me up. I went over to my desk and pulled out a pill, then kissed it and put it into my pocket.

"If all goes wrong, at least I can use this situation as a joke. "Oh, sorry Hisoka! It was a social experiment!" I said, my voice comically pitched. Killua laughed and we both walked out. 

"How should I do it, though?" I asked him.

"Hm.. Maybe put it in his food? Or dissolve it in water?" Killua suggested. 

"Maybe.." I said. I don't know, should I really do this? It doesn't feel right.

"Should I really do this? I would feel awful" I said.

"It's really your choice. But, if you're asking me.." He would stand and think for a moment. "Then I don't think you should. Even though I hate the guys guts, it's not fair to him. He should be able to choose to like you on his own" Killua told me. I remained silent.

"..You're right. It wouldn't be fair. I couldn't do that to him" I said while throwing the pill in the garbage, sighing. He gave me a thumbs up, then yawned.

"I knew you would make the right choice. Now that that's done with i'm going to bed. Night" Killua said with a small wave.

"But.. It's 3 in the afterno- Whatever, night" I said as I walked off back to my room. I opened the door and almost fell on my ass.

"H-Hisoka!?" I yelled out. He smirked and got up.

"The one and only~" He sang, walking up to me and crouching down to my height.

"So, what are these, Y/N?" He said as he shook the pill bottle in front of me.

"Uhm, those are from Greed Island. Remember how we got to take 3 cards back?" I answered nonchalantly, taking the glass from his hand. I have to play it off.

"Then what did I hear about you giving me a pill?" He asked, and immediately I began to panic. He's probably going to hate me..

"I.." I couldn't finish. I felt so bad. I just need to get over it and come clean, it will save me stress anyway. Killua.. I really hope you were right.

"I love you." I spat out, my face being overtaken by a sheet of red. His eyes would widen slightly, his cocky smile going away. He looked almost..intrigued. Surprised. He had the softest look on his face. "I have ever since the exams when we first started talking, and when I saw these pills during Greed Island I just had to keep them. I wanted to know what it would feel like for you.. For you to return my feelings. Just for a week, so I could.." My eyes began to water. "So I could get over you. I decided not to, though, because I didn't want to use you. I'm so sorry." I finished, tears running down my face.

"I don't expect you to return my feelings, don't worry." I added on. He was just looking at me. He then took the pill bottle from my hands. I started trembling. He opened the bottle and took a pill out, then closed the bottle and placed it down. He then grabbed my chin and placed the pill at my lips.

"W-What are you doing?" I asked him as he popped the pill into his mouth. My eyes widened. 

"I will act exactly the same as I do now," Hisoka said. "Why is that?" He asked, a playful smirk tugging at his lips.

"B-Because you feel the same way?" I asked, more of a hope than a question. He picked me up and wrapped my legs around his torso, then booped my nose.

"Smart girl!" He exclaimed. "Now, I don't want you to get over me. That would be quite bad, seeing as I feel the same." He said. Tears fell from my eyes faster, a look of relief falling upon my features.

"No matter how many of those pills you give me, I will act the same." He said, laying us both down in my bed. He gently grabbed my head and pulled it towards his chest, then ran his long fingers through my hair. He twirled a strand around his index.

"I love you, Y/N. How couldn't I, you're so adorable~!" He cooed, looking down and smiling at my face. 

"I love you too" I said with a large smile across my face aswell. I wrapped my arms around his neck, nuzzling my face into his chest. Thank you, Killua.