Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless magic dependent wizard that ever existed. He could have lives till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewelry, fucking dumb ass.
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This sounds like it was written by Hermione Granger at 1 am
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He tried to use an advanced death spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn't know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
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Aaand that was Ron
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Harry Potter Headcannons
FanfictionThese are just some Harry Potter headcannons that I found on Pinterest and Tumblr that I wanted to share with you. ALL CREDIT GOES THE THE ORIGIAL AUTHORS!!!
