Okay so HUGE apology for not updating on saturday but I have writer's block so I'm trying really hard! I thought since I made the wait so long I should share the classes Melody will take. I think you guys will like this :)
Language: Directioners will learn 1D language along with British and Irish slang (so we can finally understand what the hell they’re saying)
Teacher: Mr. Alan Carr
Books to pick up: How to speak directioner by Alan Carr and Tyler Oakley
Math: Directioners will learn how to successfully apply mathematic equations to 1D songs
Teacher: Mr. Dan Richards
Books to pick up: Your Math Skills are Terrible by One Direction
Science: Directioners will learn how to clone the boys and find out what their kids with the boys will look like using modern technology
Teacher: Miss. Jamie Sak
Books to pick up: Cloning by Stalker Sarah
English: Directioners will learn how to write fanfics using different writing strategies and techniques. Directioners shall write ONE fanfic about any of the boys before the term is over. Directioners will also learn to not spell like Liam
Teacher: Mr. Zayn Malik
Books to pick up: How to not Spell Like Liam by Liam Payne
History: Directioners will learn about the boys family history and their days on the X Factor
Teacher: Mr. Liam Payne
Books to pick up: I’m Back by Liam Payne & I Don’t Dance by Zayn Malik
Music: Directioners will have guitar, piano/keyboard, and drums to choose from to study 6 1D songs and 2 must be X-Factor performances. Directioners will also learn how to perform in front of a live audience
Teachers: Mr. Niall Horan, Mr. Josh Devine, Mr. Jon Shone, and Miss. Perrie Edwards
Books to pick up: Guitar by Niall Horan, Drums by Josh Devine, Keyboard by Jon Shone & Performing in front of a live audience by Little Mix
Drama: Directioners will re-enact fanfics and be put through various scenarios. Directioners will also learn how to put more sass into their everyday life
Teacher: Mr. Louis Tomlinson
Books to pick up: How to be Sassy by Louis Tomlinson & The Ability to Charm or Enchant Another by Harry Styles
Agriculture: Directioners will be given a job to nurse sick turtles back to health or catsit one of the many cats to choose from in the 1D cattery or on the pussy magnet
Teachers: Mr. Liam Payne or Mr. Harry Styles
Books to pick up: Catsitting by Harry Styles or Don’t Let the Turtles Die by Liam Payne
Physical Education: Directioners will learn how to jump like the master and build a perfect bum while keeping fit
Teacher: Mr. Tom Daley
Books to pick up: How to Jump to the Sky by Niall Horan & Build the Bum of a Champion by Louis Tomlinson
Dance: Directioners will learn dances like pat the dog and stop the traffic. There will also be different dance styles to learn from
Teacher: Miss. Danielle Peazer
Books to pick up: Thrusting by Louis Tomlinson
Tour Studies: Directioners will learn how to calculate sales totals and different ways to promote their album
Teacher: Mr. Niall Horan
Books to pick up: Why So Expensive? By One Direction Management
Human Development: Directioners will learn about bromances, sexuality, and the human anatomy. Basically anything the teacher knows
Teacher: Mr. Harry Styles
Books to pick up: We Get On Really Well by Harry Styles & Different words for breast by One Direction
Art: Directioners will learn how to draw the boys (cartoon and real life) and draw rollercoasters of life
Teacher: Mr. Zayn Malik
Books to pick up: You Only Need One Eyebrow by Zayn Malik & It’s On Like Donkey Kong by Liam Payne and Mark Pearsons
Fashion/Photography: Directioners will learn about fashion and create their own outfits using polyvore. Directioners will also learn about instagram and how to take hipster photos
Teachers: Miss. Eleanor Calder and Mr. Harry Styles
Books to pick up: How to Look Gorgeous by Eleanor Calder & Hipsta Please by Harry Styles
Geography: Directioners will learn about the history of England and Ireland
Teacher: Mr. Liam Payne
Books to pick up: Don’t Dump Our Tea Into the Harbor by One Direction Management & Showers in Ireland by Niall Horan
IT: Directioners will learn how to successfully create their own edits (so they don’t have to steal others) and make their own gifs. Directioners will also be using social networking sites such as twitter and instagram and blogging sites such as tumblr
Teacher: Miss. Mylene Silver
Books to pick up: Tweeting and Twitcaming guidelines by Liam Payne
Fangirling Studies: Directioners will learn how to create video diaries and be put into scenarios where they meet the boys and act calmly. Directioners will also be able to make their own merchandise and 3 will be picked to become official 1D merch
Teacher: Mr. Tyler Oakley
Books to pick up: Nice Costume: How Not to Act Around the Boys by Louis Tomlinson
There ya go! Hope you guys liked it! I did make up these classes and the book names by myself
and I had a little bit of inspiration from these blogs
stephisniallsprincess.tumblr.com and louistomlinsonsbottom.tumblr.com
In no way are the boys affiliated with this. This was from the top of my head and was made as a
fun thing so everyone reading can feel like it's a little more interactive.
I am still doing the promo so I just need a couple more comments and then I can send out the
acceptance letters!!
Also a huge apology to Mylene! I know I said I would try but I've been struggling. I'm still trying though!
Hopefully this writers block ends soon and I get my momentum back :/
See you next chapter!
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