I ordered my regular Cheese burger with animal styled sauce and French fries.
"I'm debating wether to stop being vegan or to continue." Emma says.
"I don't know, I was actually thinking about going vegetarian, but obviously this isn't helping." I laugh.
"I think you should do it once in a while, not a life time choice. I mean, look how skinny I am, I scared if I'm too skinny. Ya know?"
"Yeah, I agree. I have Uh- experience and you know it."
"Yeah...well, let's try to focus on the bright side and not talk about 15 year old you."
"Okay, let's just go. I'm full." I say, leaving my almost finished burger and eating my last French fry.
We Uber back to the twins house.
"I hope you mother fuckers picked a moviee." I say dropping all my shopping bags behind the couch.
"How much did you spend? Damn." Ethan says, walking in.
"Uhhh I forgot."
"Wow, rich problems eh?"
"Ethan shut up your richer then me."
"Well I have a conjoined bank account with Grayson."
"Shut up thanks."
"I guess."
"Oh has Grayson stopped beating his meat?"
"What?? He- I- how would you know if was anyway?"
"Long story."
"I'm just not gonna ask questions."
"OH NO, that came off wrong, no, I did not sext your brother. Nor did anything, it was a bet and he owes me $5000."
"Heck no."
"Fine $1000."
"Fine."
Grayson walks into the living room sweaty, wow, kinda hot.
"Hey daddy." I say, he leans in for a hug but I push away.
"Ew your sweaty, take a shower."
"Only if you'll join me."
"EW! YOU TWO GET A ROOM." Emma says.
"No, because nothing is happening. Grayson get off me I can feel your bulge." I laugh, Grayson turns red.
"Well, fuck. You didn't have to point it out bitch."
"You shouldn't have hugged me with your sweaty ass self, now I smell. Ew."
"Welcome baby girl."
"You guys are clearly flirting, oh my lord." Ethan says.
"Ew, Graysons- no, it's just not happening. I rather become a lesbian."
"Turn into a lesbian? I thought we were already married." Emma says.
"Oops sorry wifey."
"Don't wifey me, I want a divorce."
"Offended." I say.
"I'm sorry!!" She runs up to me and kisses my forehead.
"Your so short" I say.
"Your so tall."
"Not my problem, I'm 2 years older."
"Fair enough."
