It was raining cats and dogs. Literally. i have never seen so many damn cats fall from the sky before smh. Anway i was just chillin will Niall in the car when the cats and dogs stopped falling from the sky. "Finally it stopped raining" Niall said as he got out of the car "I know right i never thought it was going to stop" i said as i stepped over a pile of dogs. We finally got home and decided we should do the dirty dirty ;))))) We have never done it before together so i was so pumped to see what his magic wand looked like. I undressed completely and Niall was still in his boxers. "PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT" Niall yelled "What the hella man u on about" I replied "I have to warn you Sharkeisha...I dont have a regular penis...its not even a penis actually" "ARE YOU A TRANSEXUAL?" I yelled "NONONONONONO... Well last time i did the dirty d the girl died" He said "What ?? are you serious" I said "Yes i am. I have a pot of gold and the only way i know you are my soul mate is if it meets with your rainbow...So are u in" He said "I think the real question is.. are u in me"
it took 21 minutes for niall to take of his pants becuase we played hella dramatic music and it was one of those long intros any when they were finally off i was blinded by this extreme light. "NIALL I THINK IM FUKIN BLIND" I yelled "Oh nah man that just the effects of first seeing it" He replied. My vision finally cleared up and i saw it. It was godly. It was inhumane but so beautiful. So golden. So mysterious. "Can i touch it" i said "Go ahead" He said "Aha get it" he said "Get what" i replied "a head..meaning go a head and give me a head" He laughed "F off man i just want to take a closer look at the pot of gold. I started to feel the pot of gold and i felt so rich. So good. So gracious. I needed more. So i started feeling it more giving him more pleasure then bam. I made a runner with the pot of gold. "AYY SHARKESHIA GIVE MY POT OF GOLD BACK" niall yelled "NUH UH ITS MINE NOW" I yelled and ran away into the sunset
72 hours later i was arrested for stealing Nialls pot of gold and now i have to do 200 hours of community service. Man i hate the community.
Niall got his pot of gold back in the end and then a homeless guy stole it again so i guess hes fucked.
THE END.
