Avengers Chatroom

Day 71: The Mall

A/N:

*cue dramatic music*

Day 71: The Mall ~ (28.9.14)

[at le bank]

*everyone is silent doing boring bank stuff*

Joker and Harley: *breaks down door with badass guns laughing maniacally*

Everyone: *stares at them being bored*

Joker: *deep voice* ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY HANDS IN THE AIR OR THIS OLD LADY *pulls old lady 2 badass gun* GETS IT

Harley: WUT HE SAID

Old Lady: *looks rly bored*

Everyone: *rolls their eyes and puts hands up boredly*

Joker: *walks over to banker pulling bored old lady with* *opens le sack* PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

Banker: *rolls eyes* *sighs* *puts money in le sack*

Old Lady: this is lame

Joker: excuse me?

Old Lady: this heist. It's laaame

Harley: *raises eyebrow*

Joker: say that again *loads badass gun*

Old Lady: oh wut yo gonna do? shoot me? LAAAAAAME

Joker: SHUT UP

Old Lady: I WOULD IF YO WEREN'T SO LAAAAAAAME

Joker: THATS IT-

Loki and Sam: *bursts in2 room also carrying badass guns*

Sam: GUESS WHO

Everyone: *starts screaming and panicking*

Harley: RLY?!

[at le techy shop]

Gamora: *makes mini spaceship*

Becka: *whispers* scieeeeenncceee ^o^

Bruce: ^o^

Tony: ^o^

Gamora: wut did u guys make

Becka: *holds up mini futuristic canon that shoots bombs of silly spray*

Bruce: *holds up phone that shoots lasers*

Tony: *holds up a Doritos providing robot*

Gamora: ayyyyyy let's go look 4 the others

[at le awesome comic store]

Drax: *swings le weapons around* #badass

Cashier: sir r u actually gonna pay 4 all those weapons

Drax: NEVER

Cashier: *sighs* *mutters* another 1 doing cosplay, gr8

Drax: *strokes le weapons*

Cashier: sir if ur not gonna pay 4 anything then I'm gonna have 2 ask u 2 leave

Drax: if u say so

[drax has left with all the weapons]

Cashier: *sighs* I h8 my life

[meanwhile]

Drax: ahahahah *swinging weapons around*

*faint 'stealing is wrong' in the background*

Drax: *stops swinging* huh?

[a figure can be seen sprinting towards Drax in the distance, advancing at a rapid speed while screaming 'stealing is wrong']