Armin: Screw this!
The main character just died!
I gotta get out of here
before I run into another
[Impact]
WALL!
Jean: I can hear Armin scream.
What the crap's going on?
Eren: Bitch, you'd scream too.
Jean: Wanna bet your other arm?
Eren: Grr.
To kill you I just need one.
Marco: Hey guys, come on,
Please don't fight.
No one's gonna die young.
Franz: Not gonna die young.
Hannah: Our love won't die young.
All: Hey Marco's right, ‘cause
tonight, no one's gonna die young.
(Music)
Marco: Half-baked but still,
we'll be fine.
We're not gonna die young.
Jean: "I'm not gonna die"
Half of that's a goddamn lie.
Damn fools, out their minds.
Guess they forgot that one time.
I mean it's not like it was episode one.
(Eren: You know.)
Jean: I wasn't there,
but heard it wasn't that fun.
(Eren: Fo sho!)
Marco: Half of me wants
to say that you're right.
(Eren: Yeah.)
Marco: But I know you'll
lead us through this fight.
Daz: Holy crap, we’ve
screwed up our lives!
(Eren: Uh-huh.)
Daz: Fighting titans till we die.
Thomas: I'm Thomas Wagner, I'll-
Jean: He'll be the first one to die.
Marco: Hey have you met my friend Jean?
He's a funny guy.
Franz: Bby ur sief in mai rmz.
Hannah: I know our love will survive-
Jean: Not past episode five.
Huh?
Oh crap they all died.
How’m I still alive?
Marco: Huh. Hmm.
Guess I was wrong.
In this arc, everybody dies young.
Hope I survive-
Jean: Marco died?!
Tell me how, please, someone!
Levi: 'Sup punks, little dorks.
Welcome to the Survey Corpse.
Think you're safe, but you're not.
Grab a cape and buckle up.
Jean: Aw, man, I can't believe
I joined with these dicks!
(Levi: You know.)
Connie: Oh god I’m gonna die!
Sasha: I'm gonna be sick!
(Levi: Fo sho.)
Eren: Quit your bitchin’, we gotta go.
(Levi: Yeah.)
Jean: Marco’s dead, you asshole!
Eren: What?! I didn’t know!
Armin: This is it, we're going outside.
(Levi: Uh-huh)
Group: Fighting titans 'till we die!
(Music)
Reiner: Check out that titan's ass.
Armin: Reiner, wait!
Jean: Holy fuck!
Reiner: Hey, I'm okay,
bet you thought that I was done.
Armin: I’ll fucking kill you, you cunt!
Jean: Uh
(Jean): Armin, hey bro. You alright?
Reiner: Because we gotta go
Eren: Thought I heard Armin scream-
Levi: No one cares,
(Eren: But Heich-)
Levi: Shut up.
Eren:Oookkkkayyy
Levi: That titan chick's
dropping squad's to kingdom come.
Eren: Hey, shouldn't I-
Levi: Not a chance. You must advance.
Let them go. or we're gonna die young.
Eren: Grr... I Never have any fun...
Petra: Too cute to die young (Petraplz)
Jean: My best friend's gone,
but not I, I'm not gonna die young
