~ 1 week later ~
I guess I had fallen asleep at Emma's house, we were supposed film but I found them filming without me.
I peaked in the camera.
"Hey everyone I just came back from a POWER NAP." I say, showing up my non existent muscles.
"Did you just say POWER NAP?" Grayson says.
"YEAH! I just said a POWER NAP."
"Anyway, you two shut up because I'M ALSO IMPORTANT." Emma says.
"Gee Em, it's not always about you. Anyway, Boys wanna go to Paris and win 60373 awards without Emma?"
"Sounds awesome."
"Um, fuck you too?" Emma says.
"I'M KIDDING, guys, everyone thinks that we are being mean to Emma and to prove that that's false tea I chose Emma over the Twins last night. So you can hop off my non existent 5 foot penis already. I'm kidding, I love you." I say, holding Emma's face cheeks. I'm kinda bent over and scared if Ethan's gonna do the un forgivable.
"Your ass is in our face Marta."
"So what? I'll fart while I'm at it."
"You better not."
"So? What if I did?"
"You watch"
I fake farted and Grayson leaned in and slapped my ass, I screamed as it fucking hurt.
"WHAT THE FUCK, IM NEVER WEARING SHORTS AROUND YOU GUYS AGAIN." I said holding my cheeks, they were red.
"My bad, I told Grayson to do it."
"I even fucking fake farted and you actually spanked me."
"Don't say it like that" Emma says laughing.
"Oops, another thing to make clear. I am NOT and I mean NOT dating Grayson." I say.
"Yeah guys! WE AREN'T DATING, we're married so get it straight." Grayson said.
"Oh my god their gonna take you serious stop it."
"So what? I only married you for the cash anyways."
"There you have it folks Grayson Dolan is a gold digger." Ethan says.
"We should actually stop before people think
Your actually married or dating or that Grayson is a gold digger." Emma says.
"Probably should." I say.
"Probably should." Grayson mocks me.
"Hey everyone Grayson wants his throat slit."
"Yes DaDdY" Grayson says.
"Oh my god" I say.
Emma stops recording.
"Let's play truth or dare." Ethan suggests.
"What are we 12?" I say.
"We all act like a 12 year old so why the fuck not."
"Okay, fair point."
"Okay, I'll let the people pick the dares or truths I'm gonna post on my story."
Literally after 4 minutes there was 497k responses, I turned on my camera cus biss I need i video.
"ALRIGHT, who's going first?" I ask.
"Uhh who popped out of the p- i mean who was born first." Ethan says.
"That's you." I say pointing to Ethan, out of all 3 of us (Grayson, Ethan and me) I'm the youngest so that's fun and fresh.
