The Lightning Thief: He's stupid.
The Sea of Monsters: He's kinda cute, but still an idiot.
The Titan's Curse: He saved me and yeah.
The Battle of the Labyrinth: Kiss for good luck, but you're more stupid than I gave you credit for.
Rachel & Calypso: We love you, Percy.
Annabeth: NO.
Annabeth: TAKE 5 FUCKING STEPS BACK.
Annabeth: HES MY IDIOT.
Annabeth: BACK OFF.
