Meet these things!

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(Pearlwriting)
Director (Pearl): EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING,EGGS BACON GRITS!

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Reboot: I'm a skinny bitch but I still take a-

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Xcellence: I GOT A FAT ASS, BUT I STILL TAKE A-

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Marvul: I got a FLAT ass, but I still take a-

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Halluciv:  Wake up in da morning, eat dat-

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Pibbidi: I'm a red-head,but I still take a-

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Eraser: What girls,bye girls, take your man's-

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Holo: *UNHOLY SCREAMING*

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Gloom: I'm white and I'm thick,still take a-

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE!

Harvest: Yeah,I read books and they all know.

Edgy assholes + Director: SAUSAGE,SAUSAGE,SAUSAGE,SAUSGE, S A U S A G E!

Creator (Flynn): I like girls,can I still take sausage?

Edgy assholes+ Director: YeEeEaAaAhHhH!!

(Nowflynnwriting)
*Creator quietly realizes what just happened then pushes Director to her room.
Creator: You're drunk, go to sleep.

*Creator takes of party hat they for some reason have on.

Creator: Lemmie introduce you to these edgy things. *Points at all our Swapfellverse children.

*clears throat.
Creator: okay, so, most of them are mentally unstable. I'll explain them quickly. So, um, who wants an introduction first?

*our children either don't care, look down or are drooling over their senpai and don't notice.

*insert big mental sigh.

Creator: I'll go in alphabetical order then.
K.
Uh, you.
*points at Marvul.

Marvul: the fuck? I'm not even close to the beginning?

Creator: no, you start with b?

Marvul:...

Creator: bitch?

Director(from afar): HAH! GOT EEM!!

Marvul: ...fuck off already.

Creator: okay, that's basically him, but he can oddly change between soft boi and edgy boi, which he is now. So that's him. The bipolar thing.

*looks at children.
Creator: c is next which would make Casper...
Huh, we forgot about you when designing-
Uh- I mean- his personality is a secret for the rest of you to find out during the stories!!
*Casper huffs angrily.

*Creator then points at Eraser.
Creator: You are an abuser and edgy as fuck!
*Eraser turns to leave.
Creator: Hey, you're not allowed to leave yet!

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