Jeff: WOOO PARTY TIME BITCHES Ben: im playing video games- I'm not becoming responsible if the house burns down
Masky: the only person in the kitchen is- oh shit EJ THAT DOESNT GO IN THE MICrOWAVE EJ: *watches flames start*
Slenderman: *falling down steps* YOU BETTER NOT BE BURniNG DOWN MY KITcHeN!!!! Hoodie: um EJ, run
EJ: *panics* where?! Slenderman: EJ, you are uninvited to the part- wait who the fuck said we're having a party?
/*everyone points at jeff*/
Slenderman: ok we are not- Jeff: YES we are. I already have the dj, the snacks, oh and Ben you're the dj. Ben: fuck you Jeff: *starts unbuckling pants*
Offenderman: oh now the real gay shit about to start Slenderman: STOP ALL OF YOU OMG
Masky: how about we just start the party. Hoodie: it's either gay orgy or party, you pick Slenderman. Toby: *sips syrup*
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Slenderman: /*mutters*/ I've already giving up on life at this point.....FINE WE'LL FUCkiN PARTY
Clockwork: y'all can party, me and the girls are going to our room. *glares at Offenderman* Slenderman: I honestly think that's the BEST.
Jeff: right. Now.It's.Party.Time. Slenderman: how do we even party?
Hoodie: IN ALL the years of your boring ass lonely life you've never PARTIED? WTF Masky: that's lame. Toby: I even agree
LJ: then let's have a dance off. And drink alcohol. *smirks* Jeff: that sounds like a TERRIFYING IDEA! Let's do IT Slenderman: no no no and NO
Offenderman: come on brother, even I'm not this lame. Loosen up for once. Or do I have to get someone to help you
Slenderman: ffs no, fine do what you guys want, I'll watch
/* a couple drinks later */
Jeff: DAAAAAaaaaaaAaaanCEEEEEE *starts break dancing* Ben: YALL KILLAS OUT THEeeRE GET READY FOR THIS sICK BEaT
Hoodie: I am so fucking glad I can manage my liquor. Offenderman: me too. Me fuckin too
Slenderman: heh..heH....HEH WOOOO
Jeff: COME ON SLENDY, daaaNNNCEEEE Masky & Toby: *dancing like ballerinas* YEAH
SLenderman: I canT danceeee- wait what are my feets doing? *screams* Jeff: HAHAHAHAAHAAHA YOUR DANCING DICK
Slenderman: RALLY EHEHE
Hoodie: oml he thinks he's so cool. Offenderman stop him Offenderman: nah, he deserve this Hoodie: BUT LOOK
Slenderman:
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Hoodie: I can't anymore, my fucking eyes Offenderman: what are you doi-
Hoodie: *sets house on fire* _______________________ _________________________
