Why're you people reading this- THIS BOOK IS OBVIOUSLY CURSED YET TOU OUT YOURSELVES THRU THIS (it's 1am so if my English is trash- it's cuz I'm dying))
Ray x reader(?)
"Lolz Hey raiy" you said, as you walked out the coffee shop, seeing ray on da side walk. "Hey bab" ray smiled, standing in front of you.
"Getting coffee?" You asked, pointing out the coffee store ray was walking towards. "Nah, just looking for someone" ray said almost ina daze. "Oh, who?" You asked. "YOUR MAOMRK4" ray said as he smirked and his hair grew, coming towards tou and digesting you whole. "Wtf ray" you said, now inside him nest of hair.
"Now I can keep you safe and make sure no one steals tou from me" me smirked, and started walking.
...
"Ray,,," You said in a raspy voice, your knees to your chest.
"Yes bab?"
"I-I haven't eaten in.. in days.. p-plus you haven't showered in months.." you said.
"Well you should love me so you'll just have to live with it" ray said, switching the channel on the tv to the news.
"Fetus known as (y/n) has gone missing, if you've seen this.. thing.. then please inform lapd.." the news said.
"Shof, theyre looking for you,," ray said, looking down in shame
"The hell they are" you smirked realizing you could've been saved at any moment
While you were in the midst of your thought, you suddenly hears "FBI OPEN UP!" then a bunch of men in black breaking down the door, shaving off rays fro and taking you out. You've had a normal life after that
Au: its 3:32am um,, Sorry this took so long, I'm literally dying 😎
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MCR crack-
RomanceSorry in advance- this book is horrendous (Triggers) This book is not meant to offend any writers, I've just read a lot of fics like this (not really) and decided to make a crackheaded version for cupcakes and giggles
