Life with the Avengers

Life with the Avenger

It was a normal day at Avengers Tower and Steve Rogers aka Captain 'Capsicle' America was making his way down the hallway to get some snacks from the way-to-extravagant-thanks-to-the-genius-billionaire-playboy-philantropist-Tony Stark kitchen.

Steve spotted the said genius and Bruce after turning the former.The scientists his there ears pressed up to one of the many doors in the tower. Steve made his way to the two geniuses.

"What are-?"Steve started but was silenced  by Tony's hand. He sent the man a questioning look. Tony answered by bringing Steve's ear to the door.

"Hahaha! Natty that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard!"

"Natasha Romanoff,master of comedy."

Steve's face heated up when he realized Tony,Bruce,and now him were eavesdropping of Natasha and Hinata.

"What are you doing?!"Steve quietly screamed at the two boys.

"Scientific Observation."Tony stated matter of fairly.

"I was pulled into this."Bruce said with a shrug.

"This is-"

"Shhhhh. Cool it,Capsicle. I can't hear."

"How about Steve's?"Natasha asked in her usual monotone voice. Thus peaked all three of the guys curiosity. Even though Steve knew it was wrong,he was still a man and when he heard his name mentioned he supposed it wouldn't hurt to listen for a little bit.

"Oooo~ Just my type. Nice and long. Maybe a little thick but I don't think I'd mind~"

The guys eyes widened when they heard that. Are the girls really talking about...those kind of thing?!Steve's whole face and neck were as red as a tomato. It didn't help that Tony gave him a thumbs up and Bruce was avoiding his eyes.

"What about Tony's?"Natasha question. Tony smirking at what great things they would say about him.

"TOO SMALL! WAY TO SMALL!"

Tony's Ego:900%

"Really? Looks pretty average in the picture."

Tony's Ego:800%

"Trust me its way too small! I heard about it from Pepper!..."

Tony's Ego:600%

"...If tried it out I wouldn't be able to feel anything!"

Tony's Ego: 300%

"How do they come in a size that tiny?"Natasha commented, which was the nail in Tony's coffin.

FATALITY

Steve and Bruce were holding back their laughter,but couldn't help but silently giggle. Tony looked like he was just hit over the head with bowling ball.

"Hello my friends. It is I-" Thor's voice boomed,but the other guys shut him up and pulled him towards the door.

"Shhhhhh!"Bruce, Steve, ad Tony hushed the giant thunder God, who was now also listening.

"I think Thor would be a good for."

"Totally! A perfect fit,though it would be really tight I think it would work for me!Do you think Jane will let me borrow it?"

"If you ask nicely, I think she'd be okay with it. But it's always better to have one for yourself."

They guys' eyes were wide . Thor had a mix  of confusion and pride on his face .Steve was shock, Bruce was flustered, and Tony was still recovering from being called tiny. But none them were prepared for what Hinata asked next.

"Loki's maybe?"

"Hmmmm...How'd it fit?"

"The best out of all the others! Its just the you know..." Hinata vice became bashful towards the end,which made the guys sputter even more.

"The price you have to pay for it."

"No,no,no. That's not a problem at all! I've done it plenty of times before..."

'What?!' All guys were shocked at this. Had Hinata been sleeping with the same guy that tried to take over the world and they never notice!?

"How have you not noticed, Stark!?" Steve questioned the supposed smartest in the Avengers. Making sure not to be heard.

"Don't whine to me! It's goldilocks fault he can't even secure that his brother can't get a booty call!"

"I assure Asgard's security is one the finest in the nine realms."

"Then how was Hinata able to get in?" Bruce commented.

"Here's an idea. Shut up so we can find out!"

"...I meant the whole backless thing you know."

"Kinky."

"Oh hahaha very funny" Hinata replied sarcastically to Nat. "Would it still work right without protection?"

The guys we're shocked beyond words.

"You should always use protection."

"But...but...the whiteness and stickiness!"

"Say that when your swollen and hurting all over."

The guys were on their toes waiting Hinata's answer.

".............your right."

Steve,Tony, Thor, and Bruce gave a sign of relief. They didn't need a Hinata x Loki baby running around. The world would never survive.

"Good,now what about Bruce?"

"Are you kidding me?! TOO BIG! WAY TOO BIG! It would never fit?!"

"Really?"

"Totally serious! I'd have to super stretch for it to even fit! I mean its big enough for you and me to share! It be like comparing a...a....um..."

"Minnow to a whale?" Now it Bruce's turned to be shocked and embarrassed. The looks the guys we're giving him definitely weren't helping.

"Exactly! And let's not forget how hard it would be to move!? I mean I didn't know that came in a size that big! So what are the options?"

"I'd go with Steve, Thor,or Loki." Natasha replied as Hinata caught her breath.

"Hmmmmm, I'm going with Steve's for now."

"Bet you don't get it before next week."

"You are on,my fantastic femme fatale. Now let's get some food for my face hole."

That was the boys cue to scatter. When the doors opened the guys had fled in different direction leaving the girls alone in the hall.

"Thanks again for helping me in choosing which dresses I should order from Hot Topic,Natty. I mean I was so psyched that they made an Avengers Collection! But I needed some help with measuring my size,since some run big or small." Hinata rambled as she buzzed around Natasha like a bee.

"No problem. It was kinda nice to see my outfit. Though I preferred that jacket over the dress. Also remember sunscreen for the backless dresses."

"Natty,I'm invulnerable so I don't need sunscreen."

"Whatever you say."

"I can't wait to show the guys. You think they like them."

"I don't think they'd hate anything based on themselves and..." Hinata froze waiting for Nat to finish. "....you look good in anything."

Hinata paused for a moment before glomping the former assassin to the floor and showering her with kisses.

"You're so cute,Natty! ~ I could just eat you out!"

It's 'eat you up'."Natasha corrected.

"No, I got it right~~~~~~"Hinata grinned mischievously. In record time she had Natasha over her shoulder heading back to have some early dessert.