***DISCLAIMER:
in this i refer to 'hipsters' as the dumb twelvie/ganga/stupid hipsters, not actual hipsters they're really cool :)
i have nothing against hipsters (': they can do whatever they want tbh i just thought this would be hilarious (': and i've also never read 50 shades of grey but i know what it's about so yeah kay bye xoxo***
It was a normal afternoon for Iris, scrolling through Tumblr and taking selfies on her Mac, when suddenly she got a phone call on her iPhone 4.
She looked at the caller ID only to see it was her tumblr bf Lucas.
'Hello?' She answered.
'Hey I'm coming over just so you know.'
'Okay Lucas bye ex oh ex oh gossip girl.'
When she hung up she went onto her facebook page and made a status saying 'sah bored, like for a like? <3' and went back to Tumblr and reblogged photos for her hipster blog named 'whore-c1ty'.
A few minutes later she heard a knock on the door.
She closed her browser and ran to answer the door.
'Oh em gee haaai Lucas!' Iris exclaimed as she opened the door.
'Hey gurl. Let's get busy,' Lucas said as he started moving close to Iris.
'Ermergerd are you sure you want to do this?' Iris said.
'Ummm #Obvi ! Gosh why else would I come over?' Lucas said as he closed the gap between him and Iris.
They slowly started making their way to Iris' bedroom and onto her bed with leopard print sheets.
They fell back onto the bed and kicked off their Vans.
Iris undid the buttons on Lucas' maroon chinos while Lucas slid off her galaxy leggings.
It was getting really intense when suddenly the doorbell rang again.
Iris sat up quickly and fixed her hair before putting her leggings back on and running to the door, leaving Lucas in the bedroom alone.
Iris opened the door to find a pizzaman at the door.
'Ermergerd I forgot I ordered pizza!?!?!?!!!!!!?!?! Thanks cunt!' Iris said before giving the man money and closing the door.
'lol yolo.' she whispered to herself as she made her way into the kitchen.
'LUCAAAAAAAAS I GOT PIZZZAAAAAA!' Iris called.
'Oh em gee that looks so goooooood!' Lucas said as he came into the room.
'Wait I gotta get my phone,' Iris said.
She ran to her room and back into the kitchen to find Lucas eating 2 slices of pizza at once.
'Lucas why are you eating 2 slices at the same time?' Iris asked.
'Because 1 slice is too mainstream.' Lucas told her.
Iris nodded in understanding.
She opened up Instagram on her phone and took a photo of the pizza with the caption '#omg #pizza #lol #i love pizza #yummy'
She posted it before putting her phone down and taking a bite of the pizza.
'Wowwwwwww this is amazing!!?!!!?' Iris exclaimed.
'Yeah I know right??!!' Lucas agreed.
Iris looked down at her plate for a moment before looking up and seeing Lucas taking a selfie.
'Lucas! You're eating! Why you taking selfieeesss?!' Iris wondered.
'Because yolo.' Lucas said bluntly.
'YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE THAT'S THE MOTTO NIGGA YOLO.' Iris sang.
When the both finished eating, Iris decided it was time for dessert.
'OH EM GEE LUCAS I HAVE NUTELLA!?!!?!?!?!?!!!! DO YOU WANT SOME?!?!?!?' Iris cried.
'No Iris I have to go now.' Lucas said.
'But... but.. Nutella.' Iris whimpered.
'I do so yeah bye.' Lucas said before standing up and making his way for the door.
'WAAAAIT LUCAS I STILL WANTED TO WATCH MEAN GIRLS WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?!?!?!?!' Iris cried.
Lucas paused for a moment before looking Iris in the eye.
'Because you're a basic bitch.' He said before walking out the door, leaving Iris alone.
Iris was so upset she posted a tweet saying '#fuckboys' and making a new facebook status saying 'boys are so annoying! gosh fuck you.', just so she could get people to give her attention.
Iris went into her bedroom and put on her onesie before making herself some herbal tea and going back to her room.
She then went to bed with her unicorn Pillow Pet and fell asleep with her phone next to her listening to Justin Bieber.
The End.
