*breakfast time*
Slenderman: good morning everyo-
Jeff: *cough* *cough* *cough cough cough* *GAG* *cough*
**all eyes on Jeff**
Ben: *SCREAMS*
EJ: *STARTS SWINGING SCAPEL*
Masky: *JUMPS ON CHANDELIER*
TOTAL CHAOS.
Slenderman: CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW
Jeff: *COUGH* *SNEeeeeeEeeZE*
Sally: aw he must be sick! i'll take care of-
Slenderman: *slams tentacle in her face* NO! Jeff why are sick????
EJ: HE HAS IT! THAT DISEASE THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!
Hoodie: You kill people too dumbass
Masky: ITS CORONA
Ben: I'm living in my PS4 for the rest of my life
Jeff: jeez calm down it's just a *wheeze* *GAG* a cold- my chest-
Masky: HES DYING HES DYING
Slenderman: *panics* HES NOT DYING CMERE JEFF *slams tentacles on jeff's chest*
Jeff: *dead*
Jane: finally!
Sally: NOOOOOO NOT MY JEFFY 🥺
Hoodie: he's fine he's fine *shoots jeff in the leg*
Jeff: OUCH YOU TRASH BAG FULL OF MAGGOTS
Slenderman: *in tears* go up to your room and quarantine. everyone stay the fuck away from him.
*all nod and scatter to their rooms*
Slenderman: and i thought the world was already done for since we existed but now it's really going to shit.
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IM SO SORRY THIS IS A SHIT CHAPTER IM TRYING TO GET BACK IN THE WRITING MOOD
