Supspstan

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Alana: Supspstan asks: 'How old is everyone? Craig I love you *Kisses his nose and runs away*'  This was not me, I don't like Craig, this is Supspstan.

Craig: Well I am attractive. Wait- WHY IS STAN'S NAME THERE BUT NOT MINE?

Stan: *Chuckles* Well I am attractive... How old am I? Well I'm 17.

Kyle: I'm 17

Alana: I'm 16.

Veronica, Tweek, and Clyde: So am I.

Craig: I'm 18.

Christophe: Me too.

Cartman: I'm 17.

Kenny: I'm 16.

Emily: 14.

Everyone: WHAT?

Emily: 14.

Craig: No wonder she acts like it.

Alana: Shuddap Craig. Well anyways we need more questions and dares.

Veronica: Bye!

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