SHREK IMPREGNATED ME!?!?!

IM PREGNANT WITH SHREKS BABY??

omg, i cant believe this happened!!! ok, so it was just a normal day and i was saying my morning prayers to elmo,, and i was like hella hornyyy, so asked if he could make Shrek fuck me,,,, and you wont guess what happened next!!!!

so after i prayed i started watching my faveee youtuber, jake paul, and SHREK ENTERED THE ROOM!!!!!1!1!!1!!!!!!! he said "wow ur sexy, i want to fuck you with my raw onion dick," and of course i said yes!!!! so Shrek took off his potato sack shirt and started kissing me, it was so hottttttttttt!!!! then we both took off our pants and daddy Shrek entered me with his raw, pulsating, onion dick, the sex was so good i passed out,!!, and now its two weeks later and i just took a pregnancy test,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and,,, it was positive,,,, i have no idea what im going to do, how am i supposed to explain to my parents that i fucked shrek and got pregnant?? OMGGGOODD, WHAT AM I GOING TO NAME THE BABYYYY??? Leave suggestions down below,!!, like and subscribe for more videos!!