That Stupid Cat {Larry S.}

❷ The Wizard of Oz

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Drink.♪♫

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Drink ♪♫

I sang along quietly to "Chandelier" while laying in bed, staring intently at the seiling.

But when a growl from my stomach interrupted my, oh so, beautiful singing. I knew that I needed to get food.

Walking to the kitchen I opened the refrigerator to be greeted with shelves full of food begging for me to eat.

There's no food for me to eat i'm gonna die.

Good bye cruel world.

I need to buy a sandwhich or something, which would require me to go out. Or I could starve myself.

Alright lets just weigh out the pros and cons. Or not, this hurts my head i'm going to get a headache and melt or something like a witch.

The wicked witch of the west yes that's a perfect example except I don't like her and I very much like myself.

I opened the front door.

I havent watched that movie in a while. Well of course I haven't I dont just have The Wizard of Oz laying around in my house.

I locked the front door.

It would be weird if I just went out and bought one. I am a grown man and men do not watch silly old kid movies. I could though, right?

I started walking to the car while staring down at my phone. I decided to text Zayn.

hey should I buy the wizard of oz? -H

I made it to my car and placed my hand on the handle. I slipped the phone in my pocket and looked up.

I may or may not have let out a shriek, a very manly one might I add, when I met sight with that stupid cart perched up on the roof of my car. Again.

" Oh my god what do you want!?" The cat hissed and pawed at my face.

"Hey. That's very rude do not do that I will kill you" I could never kill you.

"I bet you belong to that wicked witch of the west witchy girl dont you?" I poked the cats left ear, in respond it merely blinked.

"You're super cute" And super annoying.

"why do you ask?" -Z

kay im gonna buy a copy come over and watch it with me thnks -H

And then I stopped. I'm just gonna make some pancakes I dont wanna go anywhere. So back inside my house I grabbed pancake mix, a banana and an egg. I blended them together carefully and began cooking them on the pan. Wait for the bubbles, wait for the bubbles. FLIP!

[3rd POV]

"Honey I'm hoome!" Zayn had called out, over dramatically drawling out the "O". And wow it smelled really nice, so he took a big, deep breath to capture all the sweetness right up his nose. He walked to the kitchen and no one was there. "Harry where are you?" And when Zayn felt a tap on his shoulder, instead of turning around he quickly jolted forward, then spun around. I mean, ge's not dumb it's not the first time Harry has tried to pull a trick on him. He was met with the sight of a widely grinning harry and hands dripping with syrup.

"Hi Zayn!" Harry grinned mischievously. Zayn nonchanantly raised an eyebrow. Yup, one of Harry's tricks.

"And what exactly were you planning on doing Harry?" Zayn asked, crossing his arms and leaning on to one leg.

"Well" Harry clapped his hands together, and ok, syrup is now all over the floor but he didn't want to show that he cared. "I thought a little hair makeover would do wonders on you" And Harry was ever so slowly moving closer. Zayn let out a laugh. I mean come on Harry is not that scary nor is he intimidating.

"Move one step closer and i'll do a little makeover with the bones inside your body" Yea, did that make Harry stop, no not only stop but it had him moving backwards.

"Zayn you wouldn't hurt me" Harry jutted his bottom lip out and how oh so innocent did he look with a pouty face and syrup all over his hands. Zayn rolled his eyes, pulling out the knife drawer that was near him. "Okay on second thought pancakes sound good right now, and you're hair is perfect you don't need a makeover what was I thinking" Harry blabbered on while Zayn grabbed a few pancakes and faced Harry.

"Where's The syrup?" He asked him.

"Hmm, well uhm" Harry looked down at his hands and back up at Zayn. Slowly he shuffled over 'till he was standing in front of him "Uh" and he lathered the pancakes with his own hands, at the same time Zayn let out a sigh. "Just a- right there. okay" Harry smiled, making contact with Zayn.

"Idiot. Such an idiot that's all I have to say you just leave me speachless" zayn monotonously says. What was there to say he's pretty much just fed up.

Zayn blinked. He blinked because he felt something swipe across his check down to his chin. He blinked again and let his eyes narrow down, facing Harry.

"You should lighten up, Zayn. I made pancakes!"

"Okay and where's the movie?" It was a simple question but that simple question simply made Harry's face drop in realization.

"Oh"

Harry forgot to buy the movie.

"Idiot" was all Zayn said to him, a smile barely visible on his lips while he walked to the living room to finish his banana pancakes.
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Yes so I guess that was just some Zarry funny moments but don't worry Louis will get there it takes TIME alright. This would be in bold but i'm typing on my phone goodnight. SORRY :-)