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Chapter 21: Mr. Floating Spider...

Keld

Darkness.

That's all I see is darkness...

Where the fudge am I?!?

I opened my eyes to a blinding white light, probably because all I've seen is darkness. My eyes adjusted to my surroundings and I could finally see where I was.

It was an iron bar cage, surrounded by nether brick. Wait, I feel like I recognize this place....

You should this is where we first trained.

I snapped my head towards the voice.

"You"

"Me" He smirked. I ran towards him full blast, but was stopped by some....chains? "You should really learn to control your temper, don't want it to lead you anywhere." He spoke with confidence as he strode across the room. I pulled on the chains some.

"Why're you doing this? I thought you were helping me save Ty's friend!" I shouted, mainly so I could see if anyone would hear me. Ugh, this place stinks. Why am I just noticing this now?

"The only thing I helped with is to get a hold of you. Oh, and Ty's little friend escaped quite some time ago," he said as he finally looked up at me. Why that little.... wait did he say he wants me?

"Fudge, why would you want me? If you want some money I've only got five dollars and a nickel," I responded, pulling out the money in the process.

"I don't want your stupid money! What I want is the power you posses," he replied, balling his hand into a fist at the end. I started to laugh, like really fall on the floor laugh.

"Wow! That sounded really cliché! What are you trying to sound like those people from the movies? You did a good job if you were trying to gain an acting career," I said in between laugh sessions. He just glared at me, and said something under his breath. Imbecile maybe? Eh, I've heard worse.

All of a sudden, basically out of nowhere, I had this really, really sharp pain spread throughout my body. It basically felt like I was hit with four hundred knives. It went from laughing on the floor, to cringing in pain in the same spot.

Almost as soon as it'd come, the pain vanished. What the fudge just happened?

"How cliché is that? See that is the only a mere portion of the power I have, and with you, I have ten times that!" He started walking toward my cage thingy and stopped a foot from the bars. Even with him that far away, I could still smell his breath, and it smells!

"Number one, yes it's still cliché, and number two, I still don't understand what power I have. What the power to act dumb on command? The power to draw? Heck, I probably have the power of bananas and I didn't know it!" I said sarcastically at the end, and I started to go a little derp.

He again made me writhe in agony, probably because of the cliché thing, but this time it felt even worse. Basically, think of what it feels like to break a leg, and times that by five. Yeah, that's what it feels like.

It finally stopped after about ten seconds (OOO a new record!) and was left to breath heavily on the floor.

"Why do you keep doing that!?" I yelled at him.

"Why? Well because its fun of course!" he exclaimed.

"That's just messed up..." I mumbled to myself, mainly so he wouldn't hear and I wouldn't be in pain again. "You still haven't answered my question."

"Hmm? Oh right, I guess I forgot," He replied and started to pace the room again. "This power you harness has been with you ever since you were born."

"Creep...." I mumbled to myself. What? It's strange how he knows all this, and I guess has been studying me since I was like... one...

"The power gives you the ability of luck. For instance, if there was a time you were supposed to die, the power will change time and you'll live. It can also give you the ability of strength, smarts, and whatever your little heart so desires." He talked to me like I was a child.... ugh....

"The reason I need you is, like I said before, to can give me ten times the power I already have. The only way I can actually take your power is by pulling you in here. With this power, not only can I be stronger, but I can finally leave this dreadful game!" he finished, looking me right in the eye.

"I can tell you now, I don't have this power," I replied to Herobrine.

"Really? Then how can you do that?" he said, pointing at a spider.

"Do what? It's a spider!" I responded, pointing at the spider as well.

"So you say...."

"What am I supposed to do! It's a mother-fudging spider!" I shouted back, mainly because I was getting really annoyed with him.

"Well take a look," he said looking back at the spider. I took a look at the spider, and mother of all things banana.

The stupid thing was floating.

"Ok so this is another one of your stupid powers," I replied, making air quotes around 'powers'.

"Move your hand."

"What the heck... Fine!" I yelled back. I was looking at the spider, and started to move my hand. What the fudge....

The spider is freaking moving when I move my hand.

"What the fudge...." I moved my hand up, the spider followed. I moved my hand down, the spider followed. This is way to freaky....

"See? This is only mere portion of the power you possess!" he exclaimed. I looked back at him only to see a grin of pure evil.

"O....k.... And how exactly are you supposed to get my 'power'?" I questioned, making air quotes around 'power' again. His grin got even bigger.

"Now that's the fun part! The only way to get your power is to kill you." I gulped at his reply. "Don't worry, it has to be done at midnight which is in about..... two hours." My eyes widened as he finished. Is it really that late at night?

"Well I can tell you right now, I. Am. Doomed." I said as I fell onto my knees with my hands on my face.

"You got that right," Herobrine smirked. I looked back up at him.

"You aren't helping."

"I realize." I rolled my eyes at his comment. "Anyways, enjoy your two hours to live!" He shouted. I watched as he opened the creaky, nether door and walked out, closing the door after him. The chains on my hands disappeared when the door closed.

"Great.... just great...." I mumbled to myself. I pulled something out of my hair. A black hair thing to be exact. (I actually forget what it's called.... It's one of those small black hair things, that you can use to pick locks or whatever....)

"Lets see if all those movies have taught me anything."

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I'm finally updating..... I feel so proud of myself...,

Anywhosies! My friend Rachel_writes_4 is doing an abridged version of this book (that means its a funnier version of the original) and ohmigosh..... It's freaking hilarious XD

Right now they's only one chapter (two depending when this is published) but its still freaking funny!

That's all I've got so enjoy my delicious bananas! :3

Keld /:3