1. Me: Why was banana crying in the bus?
Answer: because onion was sitting next to the banana.
2. Me: Peat and Repeat where sitting on a boat. Peat fell off. Who was left?
Friend: repeat.
Me: Peat and repeat where sitting on a boat. Peat fell off. Who was left?
Friend: Repeat!
Me: Peat and Repeat where sitting on a......
3. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: "Dam"
4. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.
5. How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut his nose.
6. Why was the energizer bunny arrested?
A: He was charged with battery.
7. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
8. There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin decides to finally talk. He says " Man it is hot in here". The other muffin says in a very suprised tone " Woah, a talking muffin!"
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