The Girl (a creepypasta parody)

The Girl

One day I was on my way to school and I saw this very odd girl walking down the street. She looked kinda out of place, so I didn't think much about it.

So later today I was walking to math class and I noticed that same girl standing in the middle of the room. She was holding a noose in her hand but I didn't think much about it.

The next day I was riding my bike to school and it was the same girl but she was standing AWFULLY close to the road and I didn't think much about it, so I avoided getting near her and swerved around her but I didn't think much about it.

Later that night, when I went to take a shower there was black hair in the drain, and it AWFULLY close to the color of the girl's hair, but I didn't think much about it. And it couldn't have been mine or my mom's hair because we're known for our LUSCIOUS BLONDE HAIR. And just so you know, I didn't think about it.

So after my shower, I opened my laptop and my screensaver was the girl's face. And it was bloody as hell, but I didn't think much about it. So I changed my screensaver, after not thinking much about it.

The next day, the girl wasn't just near the road, she was in the middle of the street but I didn't think much about it. So when I saw her, we had a staring contest, but I didn't think much about it. After that, she staring walking towards me, so I backed my bike and got the hell out of there, but I didn't think much about it.

Later that night, I opened my laptop again only to see the girls face, but I didn't think much about it. But it sent me into a random flurry of rage. It wasn't the picture, or the thought of it being there again, I think I just wanted to go into a random flurry of rage, but I didn't think much about it. So my parents barged into my room and my mom slapped me hard on my face, but I didn't think much about it.

So later that night I was lying in bed, my face still hurting from the slap, (even though I didn't think much about it) and I saw two eyes staring at me. As the face brightened, I realized they were JOOOOHHHHHHN CENAAAAAA, even though I didn't think about it...