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Hi, this is my first story, it's a short story and it's just something I was thinking about and thought it might be funny! Hope you'll enjoy it!

Bob is the zookeeper from the local zoo.

He knows everything about the animals in the zoo, but this time..

One day there came a little girl to the zoo, and she had a question for Bob, which was "Do giraffes puke, and if they do how long does it takes them?" Bob mind was absolutely blown by this question.

"Well, uhh.." Bob replies. The girl continues "Because they have a really long neck"

Bob didn't know, can they? Do they have something like a super stomach-pusher which pushes the food up? Is that the secret? Or do they have an elevator inside of them, what is it..

Food can't fly right? Or can they?

Maybe their food does fly, giraffes eat leaves knows Bob, leafs aren't heavy, do they have a build-in air-conditioning? Which cools them down, but accidently blows the food up?

Or instead of an air-conditioning, they just use a big and ugly explosionable fart?

When Bob arrives at his home that night, he still can't stop thinking about it, so he decides to google it, google must know it.. google knows everything.. too bad that the internet is down.

So, Bob calls his mother, he is 34 but he still lives with his parents though, and mommy knows everything is Bob thinking, Bob's mom tells him that if a giraffe puke, they'll choke to death..

So, they can NOT puke, well, they can, but now we know what will happen if they do.. not really a nice thought.

 Or do they use a different "exit" for the vomit? (coming up in part 2, will upload it soon)

Hope you guys liked it! If u did u can fan me and comment and vote ofcourse :)