Hogwarts magic joke letter

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I woke up to the warm sun shining at 12:00am on the day of my 11th birthday, July 21st. My birthday is always sunny, i don't know why though, i guess i'm just a lucky lucky girl.Oh yeah, how could i forget, i'm akeela, akeela heart.Wait, who am I talking to? Are you reading my mind? Get out of my head hannah!Go on,go!

No, i'm part of you.and i'm not hannah, i'm blossom.

Wait what?someones in my head.SOMEONES IN MY HEAD! I'm dizzy.

Oh, shut up!

Ok, theres a voice in my head...a voice in my head....I'm weird, very weird.Watever.

I fixed my bed and showered then got changed into my black dress with navy blue frills, a denim jacket, navy blue flats and a navy blue alice band with black stripes.

As i went down the stairs, i heard laughing and giggling and then the lights went out.Cautiously, I walked into the room to be jumped at my by my family and friends as the lights came on, all of them shouting 'surprise!' As tinsels and sparks flew everywhere.

Banners were hung all over-some saying birthday girl others saying 11 today, a few saying happy birthday and some boy versions for my twin brother Joshua.

Tinsels and decorations were hung from the roof and the walls.My whole house was enlightened in the b'day spirit.I have the most wonderful family in the whole wotld.

My 10 year old little sisters, Melody and Melanie ran up to up to me and hugged me.They each held out a present.

"Not now twins, it's not present time yet."

They skipped to the table and sat on the same chair giggling.

Those two*shakes head*

We played party games and ate and blah blah blah and finally present time!

My older brother Jack gave me A iPhone 5c (yayy.Before i had a 4s).Melody gave me a picture in a sky blue frame of me and her, and Melanie gave me the same but the picture was of me and her.My three year old brother Michael gave me a feather(?!?!?!?!?!?)My friend Susan gave me a photo album my friend Zak gave me a black leather jacket my best friend Lillian gave me a best friend charm, necklace and bracelet and i can't be bothered to say them all so....................... Mum got me a new £500 huge makeup set and Dad got me a new bike and a new skateboard.yeh, i know, i'm like half tom-boy and half girly-girl.

Anyway so two tawny owl came flying in holding a letter each. Confused, i decided to poop my pants........ONLY JOKING, DON'T JUDGE!!

Anyway i grabbed the weird looking letter from the one near me while Joshua grabbed the other. When i opened it, i found TWO letters.

The first letter said:

HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,

Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Miss.Heart,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 september. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

The second one said:

HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

UNIFORM

First-year students will require:

1. Three sets of plain work robes (black)

2. One plain pointed hat (black) for day wear

3. One pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar)

4. One winter cloak (black, with silver fastenings)

Please note that all pupil's clothes should carry name tags.

COURSE BOOKS

All students should have a copy of each of the following:

The Standard Book of Spells (Grade 1)

by Miranda Goshawk

A History of Magic

by Bathilda Bagshot

Magical Theory

by Adalbert Waffling

A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration

by Emeric Switch

One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi

by Phyllida Spore

Magical Drafts and Potions

by Arsenius Jigger

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

by Newt Scamander

The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection

by Quentin Trimble

OTHER EQUIPMENT

1 wand

1 cauldron (pewter, standard size 2)

1 set glass or crystal phials

1 telescope

1 set brass scales

Students may also bring, if they desire, an owl OR a cat OR a toad.

PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST YEARS

ARE NOT ALLOWED THEIR OWN BROOMSTICK

"Yeah right-" I started

"Gotta be a joke-" Joshua finished

"Jack, is this one of your pranks" Mum questioned

"No, i didn't do it." Jack defended

"Hehehe, jack!" Melody and Melanie chorused

"I didn't do it, i swear." He said again
Dad stayed suspiciously quiet throughout the situation hmm..

"Oh watever-"

"this is just a joke-"

"i'm not a witch-"

"And i'm not a wizard"

Yes you are.

Oh, hi blossom

I'm not blossom, i'm violet.

I'm confused.

Your always confused

What started off this convo?

Your a witch

Oh, hi blossom, your back

Yeh...

And i'm not a witch.

Yes you are.

Whatever

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