Lunar Poetry

my best friend (janvier)

i had a sleepover with my best friend, we had a photoshoot (cause we're extra and fake) with good scented candles and boxes of chocolate that my dad bought cause they were on sale from noël.

then we worked out, danced to my favourite zumba for hula hoop by omi and danced to her favourite workout by bipasha basu. i got tired real quick and then i had terrible cramps cause i was on my period and my bsf and i just talked instead.

then when my cramps stopped temporarily, we made tacos. i had gluten free corn tortillas while she used an actual taco shell. we stuffed it with beef and lettuce and tomatoes and cheese and mmm... then my parents came home from a party and then they ate.

we all talked together for a bit and then my bsf and i went to my room. we talked and edited our pics and posted on instagram and then we decided to just chill and text some other friends. we watched some lilly singh and then we decided to go on omegle. that's where i apparently met the love of my life, a guy named tom, according to my bsf. he was 16, i was 14, our convo was weird. he apparently was british, a young wrestler and he wasn't allowed any social media other than kik and he was kinda kinky. i was just a bored south asian canadian and my bsf was there with me. he apparently woke up hungover from some crazy party where his dick got covered in whip cream, long story short, we played 21 questions and it was entertaining. then, my bsf tried to grab my phone and we got disconnected. i yelled, "tooom" in agony, then we spent the next half out of our lives asking different omeglers if they were tom. lol we never found him, so we ate some chocolate.

by then it was really late and so we went to bed, but then my bsf found the love of her life. a hardworking young australian who dropped out of school and had a friend who was interested in me while he was interested in her. they kept talking (i was talking with her duh we're two halves of a whole idiot) and then we finally went to sleep. we woke up and i think my mom had a big party or something.