so this short story was for a french class and i started in english tought it was jokes and so I am posting it enjoy :)
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I was falling. Strange as it seems, but I am telling the truth. Moments ago I was standing on the edge of a cliff with my best friend talking and watching the sun set. This is where it started to go all wrong, he asked me to go out with him. Unfortunately as stupid as I am I said no causing him to say "If I can't have you, then no one can!" and you can guess what happens next. My body hit the ground hard and I could feel some of my bones snap. I yelled in agony praying for someone to find me before I bled out. Lucky for me I guess I landed on a bush. If I had not I would be dead now! I thought by now I would have felt more angry or betrayed, but I felt nothing. All I knew was I was alone. Just then I heard the bushes rustle and out stepped a beautiful woman I had never seen before. I tried to ask for help but all she said was "hush my dear take this as a warning not everything is as it seems." Blackness started to engulf me and I could see nothing, so I shut my eyes tight. All I could hear was this annoying buzzing. I opened my eyes to find myself in my bed and my alarm going off. That was the strangest dream.
