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America is female in this oneshot and the states refer her as 'Lady Liberty' , and she'll be one of those thicc moms-

Warning

1:Will include the 'sWeEt HoMe AlAbAmA' stereotype

2:This is a weird oneshot

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Author's POV~

It was 7:55 AM, morning. The birds are chirping, no loud noise, and- "RHODE ISLAND! GET OFF THE FRIDGE, I SAID NO COFFEE MILK!" America shouted across the kitchen of the house, Rhode Island pouted angrily but got off as told to. As of course Florida just then walked inside the house dragging ANOTHER alligator with her, America groaned in annoyance and took the alligator outside ignoring Florida shouting in protest. The alligator was biting America viciously, but America couldn't feel a thing since she's quite used to this. She put the alligator back at the near by lake, "Lady Liberty! Texas and Californina is making fun of my name! Whats wrong with it?" Virginia and West Virginia exclaimed in unison, America chuckled nervously.

"Just ignore them, if they keep bothering you tell me so I can take care of them." America said also wondering how high she was when she named the states, West Virginia and Virginia nodded happily. As on cue, California dashes out of the house screaming at the top her lungs because she's on fire...again. America huffed and took out the fire extinguisher, she sprayed California with the wet foam putting out the fire and calming the state while doing so. America then pulled out her phone dialing one of her brother's Australia's number,

Bold: Australia

Italics: America

"Hello?"

"Hey Aussie, it's me America. I was wondering if you can do me a favor?"

"Sure, what is it?"

"I have to work tomorrow, so I was wondering if you could take Florida to the Florida Gators football game tomorrow?"

"Of course! I'll love to spend time with one of my favorite nephews."

"Thanks, I really owe you one. But don't pick favorites it will drive the other states crazy."

"Whatever, but you'll just to pet-sit my kangaroo next week in return, don't ask why."

"Deal, see ya Aussie!"

"Hehe, bye you yank!"

America ended the call, suddenly she felt something slide out of her back pocket of her jeans. "Texas! Give me back my pistol!" America growled chasing after the southern state, the chase only lasted a whole minute. "It's way to early for this Texas, go to your room or else you're losing TV privileges and so help me I'll give away your horse to the wild!" America warned making Texas's face go pale, he immediately rushed in to the house. America then walked in to the house to make today's breakfast, she put on her apron and took out a list of the states favorite breakfast. "Ok, so they all like oil on their pancakes and waffles, And most of them like their bacon extra crispy." America said to her self pulling out the waffle iron and pancake batter along with a bottle of oil, she then pulled out different juices and water.

TimeSkip

After breakfast the states thanked America and went to wash their faces, watching the states leave out of the kitchen America counted them. "45,46,47,48,49, Wait. 49!?" America started looking around the house for the missing state, then an hour later her phone ranged. She looked at the contact, it was Russia.