I wake up.
It's my birt dae!
Omgees, I've got to call Alex!
Oh wait, he is probs beating someone up. Oh hecc.
I must stop him!
*finds alex via tracker i shoved up his but*
Me: Hammy!!!
Alex: *wipes blood of his face*
Alex: There you are, my pastel turtle!
Me: Why didn't you tell me happy birt dae?
Alex: Because.
Me: Why
Alex: I wanted to surprise you...
Me: Wait, what????
Alex: *pulls out a turtle inapropro item that innocent me can not say*
Me: Thank you!
The end.
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