Im Only Human

Part Six

"Emily wake up. Its 3 am now." Emily is seriously the hardest person to wake up in the world. I had to literally jump on her to wake her up.

"OK, OK, I'm up. You can stop jumping on me now. Are you ready for this?"

"Hell yeah, sister. Cant wait to put that stupid butt in his place." I had came up with the best revenge plan ever to days ago, after Mason cut my eye. We are going to take him into the middle of the forest and dump him in the river while he is sleeping. Hopefully he is a heavy sleeper.

It was really dark in the corridor hallway, so Emily and I keep running into stuff and making a lot of noise. I wouldn't be surprised if we woke up the whole hallway. Mason has his own dorm, so we can sneak in without waking the other person. We finally got to Masons room and Emily picked the lock on his door without any difficulty. I'm not saying shes a bad kid or anything, but I feel like shes done that hundreds of times.

Mason was snoring as loud as the fourth of July fireworks. Well, at least we know hes asleep. Careful not to tip anything over, Emily and I slowly started walking over to him. We picked him up by his arms and legs and carefully, trying not to shake him to hard, picked him off of the bed.

Time lapse

We are now in the woods and we "accidentally" hit him on some trees, which will give him a nice big bruise tomorrow. The river is in sight now and I'm just hoping that I don't get suspended for doing this. What the hell. YOLO I guess?

"Moon, are you sure you want to go through with this? I really don't want to get suspended or anything." 

Actually, I was having second thoughts, but its to late to turn back now. "Yes Emily, I am sure I want to do this. Its either time to put on the big girl pants, or run back crying to your mommy. Your choice." I feel kind of bad for saying that, but its true. Actually no, I don't feel bad about saying that.

"Are you going to be a butt about this? Because if you are, then I will ditch you, right here, right now. YOUR choice." Oh, she did not just say that. I know for a fact that Emily could never do that to anybody.

" Sure you would leave Emily. Sure. And I'm going to grow a mustache." I added an eye roll to top it all off, but that must have been a bit to much though, because Emily handed the rest of Mason to me and ran away from me, crying. Whoops. I'll just talk to her later. But right now, I've got to git rid of the girl hater.

I got to the river and said to mason, "This is what you get for cutting peoples eyes with paper balls, jerk." Then I threw him in the river and hid behind a tree. Instantly he woke up and screamed, like a girl I may add. He started flailing around and I was afraid he was drowning, so I started coming out of my hiding place to help him, until he got to the shore a couple of seconds later. I let out a sigh of relief that he didn't die, but then I let out a silent laugh, because this payback was the best I have ever came up with. I was smiling my face off until he said "Moon I know you did this to me and you better get your scrawny little butt out here or I WILL come find you myself." Crap...