Phantom Of the opera x Reader Incorrect Quotes.

Part one

(Y/N) : This date is boring.

Erik: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

(Y/N): Then why did you invite me?

Erik: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, I can do whatever I want" and followed me here.

Erik : Jesus (Y/N), you look like shit, what happened??

(Y/N): Finals happened

Erik:

(Y/N): On the bright side though, I haven't slept in 69 hours

Erik: How is that good?

(y/n): 69

(Y/N), At Christine and Meg's wedding: Hey (Child name) , let me give you a piece of advice.

Child name: Sure

(Y/N) : Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

Erik: *looks at (Y/N) disappointingly*

(Y/N): See?

Child name: ....

Meg in the distance: Listen to her.

-The child is not yours, it's someone else's. Also, the child is like seventeen.-

-Also I will not apologize, I love ChristinexMeg. That and I hate Raoul.

Erik, on day three of no sleep and forgetting to eat, looking completely dead inside: "self care is for the WEAK,,,,"

(Y/N): [coughs]

Erik, frantically swaddling her in blankets: "we need aN AMBULANCE"

Erik: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

(Y/N): ...are you ok?

Erik: You stole my fucking garlic bread

Christine: I think I have a little crush on Meg.

(Y/N): Congratulations, you're officially the last to know

Erik: *laughing in the background*

(y/n): Are you a morning or a night person?

Erik: I don't like being alive at any part of the day, thank you very much.

Raoul Were you dropped on your head as an infant?!Erik: Bold of you to assume I was held.

(Y/N): hey babe i got something to show you

Erik : you hit send on that pic of mike wazowksi and i hit end on our relationship

(y/n) : ive got nothing to show you

(y/n): I love you. I feel so comfortable in your presence.

Erik: Don't do that. You should live in constant fear.

(y/n): Don't worry guys, I've got a knife up my sleeve!

Christine: I think you mean trick up your sleeve.

(Y/N), Pulling a knife out: I did not.

Erik: Everyone keeps asking me if I wrote the note on the microwave. It was rude and condescending, and a little snotty.

Erik: I wish I had written it.

Erik: did you eat my powdered doughnuts?

(y/n), mouth full of doughnuts: no

Erik: then what's that white powder on your jeans?

(y/n)

(y/n): that's cocaine.

Erik, with his foot stuck in a chair: Hello, everyone. You may be wondering, "How did Erik get himself into this situation?"

Erik: Well guys, Erik doesn't know either.

(y/n), calling Erik: snake bite leg what do

Erik, frantically: elevate and apply pressure!!!!

(y/n): *lifts the snake up to eye level* apologize or else

Erik : Protip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

Meg: I identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to idiots and idiots only.

Christine: *Exists*

Meg, already taking off her clothes: God, you're so fucking stupid.

Meg: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Erik: Killed without hesitation.