"Where *pant* is *pant* she" a dark haired man was running through the hallways of UA.
He was running frantically, scaring the other students. He had teror and fear in his eyes.
What was he going to tell the laughing hero? 'Hey! You know how you allowed me to take Hitomi to UA? Well, I lost her. No hard feelings right? Just make another one!'
Well he didn't want another one. He was running through the school and scaring the hell out of students for a whole hour now and he was pretty sure he was going to get fired. He sighed before hearing a crashing sound.
On the other side of the school a little girl played with her seafoam green hair as she skipped through the hallways trying to find an adult since she was lost, but at the moment classes were in session and she didn't want to bother the teachers by interrupting their lesson.
She sighed quietly before tripping on a bag and falling flat on the ground. She slowly got up and turned around, ready to fight the one who tripped her since she thought that it was on purpose. But when she turned her head she only saw a bag.
She stared at the bag in wonder before making a 360° turn and running away.
She felt embarrassed that she was about to start a fight with a bag. She stopped running and started whistling to avoid suspicion, but she didn't know how to whistle so she was just blowing air.
She then proceeded to sit on the ground trying to learn how to whistle.
Somewhere close to Aizawa was Midnight. She was also running frantically. She lost her coworker's only child. She shivered at the thought of telling Eraserhead that she lost his daughter.
She went to class 2-A where she last saw the little girl. Kicking open the door she fell into the classroom. Then between pants asked for the little girl, but nobody knew about her whereabouts.
Midnight rushed out of the classroom and proceeded with this procedure with a lot of other classes.
"I'm definitely going to get fired" she muttered under her breath
Aizawa rushed to where the sound was coming from, thinking it was an attack, but only found his coworker. She was sitting on the floor with a tired expression
"What happened?" He asked the woman, but she just jumped in surprise
"Nothing! I just lost your- umm no my my dog yeah I lost my dog"
"A dog?" He asked her tilting his head. He wondered to himself what was he still doing here
"Dog? I ment purse! I was asking students if they have seen it"
"Alright. Anyway, have you seen Hitomi? I lost her" he asked Midnight to which her face brightened up for some reason, but he paid no mind to it.
"You lost your daughter? How could you" she asked in an awkward voice and took his hand. "Let's find her since you're so irresponsible " she scoffed
"So where are you taking me?" He raised his eyebrow at the strange woman
"Let's go to that classroom" she said before running to the classroom and kicking the door down.
"Has anyone seen a little girl? She has green hair-"
"Seafoam green" Aizawa got into the classroom and interrupted Midnight
"Yes. She had a sign on her shirt that said no laughing " she explained
All the students shook their heads, but one.
It was a girl with short brown hair and had cat ears on her head. She had slits in her eyes and patterns on her skin
"I haven't seen her, but maybe I can smell her" she suggested
The adults both looked at each other dumbfounded and got out of the classroom. The girl followed behind them
'I could have asked Hound dog' they both thought in disbelief of their stupidity at the moment.
"What does she smell like? Do you have something hers on you?" The girl asked running a bit trying to get closer to the pro heroes.
"Well I have her water bottle" Eraserhead said taking out a pink bottle with smiley faces on it.
The girl smelled it and like a dog, which she was not, started going in the opposite hallway from where they were
The little girl was walking again with a frown. She wasn't able to whistle so she decided to continue searching for someone, but it was harder than she expected. She started running in a random direction in hopes of finding Dadzawa or Midnight.
Running she bumped into someone and before she fell she yelled "KNOCK, KNOCK"
The person she bumped into had brown hair and cat ears? Behind her were the two pro heroes she was looking for
"Um.. Who's there?" The girl asked confused
Hitomi stared blankly at the girl
'Why did I say 'knock, knock'? What is wrong with me? What now?' She thought in panic before answering the girls question
"Cow says?" It sounded as a question more than an answer
"Cow says who?" The girl asked again, awkwardly and in confusion
"No! Cow says Muuuu!" The girl said, finally certain of her joke, and started giggling
Ms. Joke felt kind of proud at the moment and didn't know why
Sooo I hope you liked it
I'll try making the next one even longer, I didn't really have any ideas for this one
More knock knock jokes coming your way
So that's it for now
-Bye!👋
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joke's on you (a bnha fanfic)
Fiksi Penggemar"Knock, knock" "Not again! Please! No more!" "knock-" *light sobbing* ... Follow the adventures of Hitomi, the daughter of Eraserhead and Ms Joke Watch her grow up and tell as many knock knock jokes she can It starts sad, but then the real adventure...
