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Advil is the bomb.com. It is life. I live on advil. Advil lives on me. We are two peas in a pod. We are a couple. He is my Augustus Waters and I am his Hazel Grace. He is my other half. I will die when he dies. He will die when i die.

I don't know what would happen if Advil went out of business. It would surely be the end of the world. The AA (Advil Army obviously) would riot. People wouldn't be able to leave their houses without being attacked. Each and every house will be raided until we have a lifetime supply.

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