𝒂𝒊𝒅𝒂𝒏 𝒈. || ᴀɪᴅᴀɴ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ [ 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵 ]

[ 𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒆. ]

You glanced at the clock, it was 7:05pm. You glanced at yourself again in the mirror, making sure you looked perfect for your date with Aidan. You were such a big fan of his, ever since Nicky, Ricky, Dicky and Dawn, and you've watched The Umbrella Academy at least 5 times.

When you bumped into him at your local Whole Foods, you couldn't have felt anymore luckier. You and Aidan exchanged 'hello's, and he thought you were cute, and he asked you out on a date. You thought you were going to freak out, but you decided to keep yourself calm, because you didn't want him to know that you were an obsessive fan. 

The doorbell rang, you inhaled deeply, balling your skirt in your fist, and mentally prepared yourself for this date. You glanced at yourself again in the mirror for the last time, picked up your phone and purse from the dresser, and head out of the room. 

You stepped down the staircase of your house slowly, and unlocked the front door. There he was.

"Hey y/n, ready to go?" he asked, grinning. You felt your heart melt.

"Yeah, let's get going," you said, shooting him a smile.

You got into his car, and he drove you to a fancy looking restaurant. He parked the car, got out and opened the door for you, you smiled at him, and he took your hand and held it in his. You walked into the restaurant together, fingers intertwined, you couldn't have been happier. You and Aidan stepped into the front door, immediately greeted by a waiter, who guided you both to your table. You sat opposite him, the waiter handing you and him menus. You opened it and glanced through their options. You were really craving a nice, juicy burger, ever since last week. You flipped the page to their burger section, everything looked so delicious. You decided on a classic diner-style burger - lettuce, onions, tomatoes and a beef patty between two soft buns, with a side of fries, along with a strawberry milkshake. When you put your menu down, Aidan had already finished looking through his menu, and was looking at you. 

"You ready to order?" he asked, resting his chin on his clasped hands. 

"Yeah," you replied, smiling shyly at him. He called for a waiter, and in 5 seconds, one was at your table. The waiter smiled at you both, 

"Good evening, what would you like to order?" he asked eagerly, Aidan gestured for you to go ahead and order first.

"I'll have the diner-style burger, with a strawberry milkshake, please. Thank you," you said politely. The waiter wrote your order down on his note pad, and looked up to look at Aidan for his order.

"Uh, I'll have the Caesar Salad, with a glass or water, please," Aidan said, smiling at the waiter politely. The waiter nodded, taking Aidan's order down on his notepad. The waiter repeated you and Aidan's orders, then head to the kitchen to send your orders. 

You glanced at Aidan, the silence that hung in the air was getting uncomfortable, so you decided to ask a little about him, pretending that you didn't know anything about him. You and Aidan ended up talking about all kinds of things - music, school, Aidan being vegan and famous etc. You and him talked and laughed until the food arrived. The juicy burger was laid in front of you, and you licked your lips, wanting to take a big bite immediately. You picked up the burger, taking a bite. The meat was too dry, and there wasn't enough sauce. Aidan could tell by the look on your face that there was something wrong.

"What's wrong with it?" he asked, eyeing you. You swallowed it,

"It's too dry, and there's not enough sauce!" you said, mouth half full, "can I send it back?" you said, licking your fingers.

"I don't think there's any need for that, I can solve this problem," he said, looking at your burger, "may I?" he said, now looking at you. You looked at him, confused.

"Uh, okay?" you replied, unsure of what he was going to do. He picked up your burger from your plate, placing it in front of him, as he studied it with eager eyes. He looked down, and you could hear the sound of a belt unbuckling.

"Aidan, uh- the fuck?" you said, alarmed. The fuck was he going to do??!!??!?! He grabbed the burger off the table, and pressed his tHICK COCK between the layers of vegetables and meat. You could hear the unsettling sound of his man meat grinding against actual meat. 

"WHAT THE FUCK," you yelled, loud enough for everyone in the restaurant to hear. Aidan ignored you, and began to thrust into your burger. He rocked his hips up into the folds of the burger, the juices from the meat and the sauce coating his tHICK length. He let out a moan, his head tilting back in pleasure. He continued to thrust harder, and harder, moans escaping from his mouth. 

5 minutes had passed, and he was still thrusting into the poor burger, which was now covered in Aidan's man meat juices, and was soggy. You could tell he was close to release, as his face contorted with pleasure, and his breathing was ragged and moans frantically escaped his mouth. Finally, it was all over. The horror was over. He climaxed, letting out a loud,

"A̶A̶A̶A̶A̶A̶A̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶E̶-̶ ̶Y̶E̶A̶A̶A̶A̶A̶A̶A̶H̶H̶ ̶n̶n̶a̶A̶A̶a̶A̶A̶A̶A̶a̶a̶-̶ ̶y̶E̶a̶A̶A̶," as he climaxed. His breathing stabilised, and he stopped thrusting into the poor burger.

"Now it's extra saucy and moist, you're welcome," he smiled at you and tossed the burger back onto the table

"Is jizz vegan?" he asked, dipping his fingers into the bodily fluids on the burger, and put it into his mouth.

"what the fuck," you whispered under your breath.

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THIS IS CURSED
I AM SORRY GOD
I HAVE FORSAKEN YOU
at all the aidan stans: please do attack me.
i really want to get blocked by aidan on instagram, but he won't fucking block me.

anyway, i wrote this cursed text because of meatforaidan's instagram story skskskskksks

love u all
-ali
xx