Monsters & Mana - A Klance Fanfiction

The Beginning - Goblin and Paladin

NOTE- ALL OF CORAN'S DIALOUGUE WILL BE IN BOLD! THE STORY WILL IN TERMS OF THE GAME. 

We begin our wonderful quest with five young souls who seek adventure! We have a young mage by the name of Hunk, a paladin by the name of Shiro, a small dwarf — "I'M NOT THAT SHORT!" Pidge interrupted. An average size dwarf by the name of Pidge, a sly thief by the name of Lance, and an assasin by the name of Keith. Their story begins with Hunk and Pidge, mage and dwarf, battling a huge goblin.

"HUNK! SHOOT THE DING DANG THING!" Pidge hollered, ax in hand. Pidge wore heavy armor on her whole body. Her helmet had two horns coming out on either side. Pidge knew they would be helpful in battle. Hunk dramatically held out his staff. Hunk had a completely different attire. He wore a cloak with a dress underneath. It wasn't a girly dress but a very normal thing for a mage to wear. On his stomach, there was a green brooch. As a matter of fact, his whole outfit was green, black, and yellow. He had a braided beard and a bowl cut with a small green hat that covered the top of his head.

"LIGHTNING BLADE!" He cried. A large mass of blue gathered at the top of his staff and it stayed still for a second. The mage used Lightning Blade against the goblin. The goblin stayed in one place to add to the dramatic effect. The lighting on the staff slowly shrunk and lifted off the blade. When it reached the goblin, it lightly zapped him. Pidge's right eye started twitching. Hunk started nervously laughing. "Heh, wasn't supposed to do that...." hunk nervously continued laughing while fidgeting with his fingers.

Before the two knew it, they had both hopped onto Hunk's staff, witch broom style, and were flying away from the giant goblin. The goblin was drooling and wore a large barrel as a shirt. "How did you fuck up a lightning blade? Did you say you were your village's most powerful warrior?! If you are, they're doomed if you are ever under any sort of battle!" Pidge cursed. Hunk's Lightning Blade failed to strike. "I'm a healer not a fighter!" Hunk retorted. Pidge rolled her eyes. "If you didn't have me, you'd be dead meat." She simply said. While Hunk was flying his magic staff, Pidge looked behind her to see the goblin was gaining on them. "Shit! Hunk, it's gaining on us!" She turned back to Hunk, hoping he had a solution to all their problems.

"What am I supposed to do?!" He mumbled.

Right when Hunk said that, a tune started playing. After a few seconds of listening, Pidge recognized the song. Pidge jerked her head around to see the bastard goblin pull out a small flute like instrument and start blowing into it. "FUCK! That's the Song Of Eternal Slumber!" Pidge yanked her head back around to face Hunk before turning back around to face the goblin, making sure to keep a thorough eye on the beast.

"You said the Song of Eternal Slumber, ey? How come it doesn't affect you?" Hunk drowsily said before he smashed onto his staff in a deep sleep. "I'm a dwarf, that's why! Now go faster!" She turned around and screamed in horror at the sight. 'If Hunk is sleeping.....shit.' The staff slowly started dying down. Song Of Eternal Slumber has put the young mage into a deep slumber. Pidge panicked. "Okay, think! Oh uh..." They were still going on the staff, and about to hit a rock hard wall. She quickly yanked the staff to the left and the staff turned to face the goblin.

Before she knew it, the slowing staff rushed towards the goblin. When the staff was close enough to the goblin, she jumped off the staff and pushed it with all her of her feet's might. The staff went straight between the goblin's two legs. The goblin jerked his head around to look at the staff and then yanked his head back at Pidge. Pidge was already in the air aiming her ax at the green monster. Before the monster knew it, the ax had struck him in the head. Pidge struck an amazing hit! Health lowered by fifty percent.