The Mad Cabbage

       Last afternoon ,on a windy, fogy day, while I was walking home from "The after school club" I ran into another arch rival of mine.The Mad Cabbage, was her name, she couldn't have hated my guts more than I hated hers. Yes, I know what your thinking, hate is a strong word, but that's exactly why I used it. You'll understand once you finish this story! You see, the Mad Cabbage and I have hated each other for about a decade or two. Okay, fine more like a year.

 

We met at a concert in Red Rocks, Colorado, and sense that day we've been at war, secretly. In that concert, she threw salad dressings and condiments all over my favorite Maxy dress, on purpose, and it was worth 300$! She then, took a video and pictures and posted it online, I was a laughing stock for months. Until I made her take it down by threatening to post a video of her trying to do a cartwheel, which was hilarious!

Anyways back to the kidnapping part! I was walking home minding my own business, when all of a sudden there was a black bag over my face and rope around my arms and legs! I tried my best to scream, but I was too traumatized to speak. I wiggled and pulled, trying to get the bag and ropes to some how rip or slip off. Later on, while I was basically bitting the bag, I felt the car finally stop. I didn't have a clock to look at , obviously because I had a bag over my face,  but I would guess that we were driving for about an hour or two. Once we stopped, I felt someone grab my arm and yank me down some stairs. I tried my best to resist but I'm not all that heavy. Once we got to the bottom, someone cut the rope that was holding my arms and legs captive.  They also took the bag off my head and the fist thing I saw was a bright light, and the Mad Cabbage's ugly, hideous face in front of me. Okay okay,  she's not that ugly, but I never said she was pretty either. She smiled and said,"awe does Denisee want her mommy! " I had a furious look on my face I basically growled without speaking. I wanted to jump up and start punching her and pulling leaves off her face, but I just sat there planing a way to escape. I waited till she left, not hearing a word she was saying just watching her lips move. Once she left I stood up, looked around, and examined the room. I later found an open window, I know that you probably thought I escape by fighting my way out or by some amazing form. I actually, just climbed out the window, like a logical person would do because one verses twenty isn't a good match. Once I was out, I got inside a car I saw, hot wired it ,and stepped on the pedal going as far as I could go. The good thing was that the car had a GPS so I got home safe,  but later that night I saw a car circling around my block over and over again. That night I didn't sleep, because I knew that the Mad Cabbage was in that car, wanting revenge. That same night, I went to the garage and began constructing a machine that would distroy the Mad Cabbage once and for all! Once I was finished I opened the door and let the Mad Cabbage see me, once I was spotted she jumped out of the car and ran towards me. I stood there bravely and confident of my plan, I stood there till the last second when she jumped and tried to tackle me. I ducked and she fell straight into the machine that gobbled her right up and distroyed her forever.  

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