𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝗼𝐯𝐞. || 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢 𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫𝗺𝐚𝐧 𝐱 𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧.

Broken Window.

Levi POV
I love cleaning. Seeing all the disgusting dust go away is so satisfying to look at. Ahh.. Mmm..
Ahem, just finished cleaning my house for the... 5th time today? Yeah. Well, I live here alone so I have to clean everything by myself.. Not like I mind it or anything, I love cleaning.
I really do-
*Blang!*

Oh no! My window just broke because of a goddamn-.. What's that? As I look at the small thing that broke my window, I see that it's a small.. Squirrel?? Or a hamster. Well, not like I care-
"Could you put me down please?"

... Did that thing just talked?
"No way. i might be dreaming, there's no way an hamster or a squirrel can talk.. Im just tired."

"Hey, I can talk! Now put me down or you'll see what those claws can do!" That little thing said.

I am not dreaming, it actually talks.
"You would dare attack me?" I said to the squirrel, looking at it dead in the eye. It knew I wasn't joking.

"Eek! S-Stop looking at me like this!.." It said as it started shaking.

"What are you doing here? You just broke my window, you gotta pay for it. I don't care that you're a squirrel and shit, I want you to pay for my fucking broken window." I said to it, while still looking at it intimidately.

"O-Okay! I think I know how to pay you for your window!" It told me with shining eyes.

"And how are you gonna pay me?" I still can't believe im talking to an hamster..

"I have my ways.. Levi Ackerman." It said while looking at me with a small smirk.. I wanna whip off that stupid smug look..

Wait-

"How the fuck do you know my name, stupid rat?!" I was ready to choke it I swear.

"Again, I have my ways.." I don't like that squirrel rat hamster at all..

What am I gonna do?..

"Alvin."

"What?"

"My name is Alvin."

"Did I fucking asked-"