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This is about , a Christmas character. Who is mostly, Just...,, Forgot! The story, Of Mrs. clause. When she went , berserk, And lost , the plot!
For her, It started off just Like any , other day . Santas was out , As usual , flying in, His slay.
See?!,, She'd found Santa's Porn! Just things, She shouldn't see! She watched , The Whole fuckt, Orgy, Recorded On a DVD.
The scene , It Was the workshop. Where he makes , All the toys! He was playing, Deviant sex games, With elf girls , And, elf boys!
The older elves, Were taking turns, As each, licked Santa's ring! Until one elf plunged in too far! , right up, Inside that thing!
A smaller elf , Had somehow slipped Right up , inside his bum! As the other, Elves wanked Frantically, trying to make him, Cum! They wanked , And sucked. Then Santa came, He blew out a, huge load! The little elf, Was farted out, As santa's balls, Explode!
Well, Mrs. Clause Was horrified!!! Mouth agap, Staring , in dismay!
She lost, the plot ! She went berserk! From what, She'd seen , that day! The more, She thought about it the,Crazier, she got! Visuals Repeating, in her head! Of Santa blowing, His lot ! The craziness Turned to bitterness, That intensified, As it grew! All those centuries, Never knowing , What he had been,Up to !
She felt gullible, and deceived! In Santa's cause, She had beleived! How could she have been So naive!?
Everyday , Recording porn! While she was, Just forgot. She hadn't been fucked , For so long, She forgot , she had a twat!
The images, Of what she saw , Him do. Kept revolving round Inside , her head ! All the lies ! The cover-up! The bullshit! She'd been fed!!
She ripped out, All of her hair, And scratched out half , Her eyes! Running , screaming ! Just going , berserk ! From all of Santa's Lies!
So! She marched stornch,To Santa's workshop! Where she would now , Confront, the elves ! But,The sly, little fuckers , Were disguising Themselves! Some hidden, In boxes , some In rolls . Camouflaged Amongst , All the teddys and dolls!
Uncontrollably ,Enraged she goes off to Find an axe! And then for hours upon end , Into it,she chops ! And , hacks ! She hacks up everything, In her way. And that's in her, sight ! Then she pours , Some petrol on! And sets it all, Alight !
All the while, She's screaming wildly! Out to ,Santa clause! You dirty cunt ! I will hack off your dick! And , pickle , Both of your , balls!!
The workshop , almost burnt now, Right down , to the ground !
Raindeer, and elves . Lay headless , Bits of them ,Are Scattered, All around.
blood dripping From their severed heads the White of winter ! Cloaked In red!
She laughs Hysterically, And evil ! As she watches it ,All burn !
Then hides , Amongst , the bushes . As she awaits , Santa's return !
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In the meantime, Far away . Santa , is up to ,His old tricks
Lining up , all the elves , And measuring all, Their dicks! How hard he laughed ! And ridiculed! The tears , fell from his eyes ! The poor elves tiny little cocks , Were Smaller than micro size' ! Your no good to me ! He rejected each one With a cheek slap on the bum! Until one rejected elf , spoke up ! And said , hey ! But ! I can drink all of ya ,cum!
Santa leaned back , In thought , As he rubbed on,One of his balls . Then he laughed , A jolly laugh, and asked?! So ! Do You think you can , Drink it all!? Santa tilted,back His fucked up head, Then , gave a nod, And a sigh ! That is when he saw it!? From the Corner, Of his , eye!
Smoke had invaded ,the clouds, The sky , Had turned all black ! Something is burning , he sniffed the air ! As he scratched at his old sack ! He let out a massive fart, As he hastened , To his slay! Better see what's burning ! You cunts ! Get out of, My fucken way!
As he drew , nearer to home , The smoke grew black , And thick! As he saw the devastation, His face , turned pale , And sick !
As he landed , Devastated , his expression,started to freeze!! As he held , His screaming head . And fell, Slumping , to his Knees !
Noooooo! He painfully screamed out! How could this ever be ?! Who the Fucken hell! Would do this shit !? To me ?!
Noooo! He screamed out again This just can't be right!! That was when It started a Bloody and intensive fight!
Out she came , As she yelled, "It was me!! , I want you , Dead!" Then, Wielding the axe, At him. Tried to , Decapitate His head!
Thinking sharp, Thinking quick! He ripped down his pants, And pulled out, His dick! With a quick tug, He shot off? Right in her Eye! Exploded a load, That drained His nuts dry! Then, he slapped her Unconscious With his limp Dick! Fisted Her arse! And bit Off her clit! Then , He kicked in her teeth , And he Tied her to His slay! Then evilly laughed, As he dragged Her away . I watched As his slay, Disappeared from My sight ! As his evil laugh Echoed back, Through the night !
