Chicago is so Ghetto Chp1

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Mannn, why im waiting at the bus stop and this crackhead start singing to me for a dollar.

(Crackhead): "If you gimme a dolla, you won't hear me hollaa"

(Me): "Sir I don't have a dollar..."
<trying to be respectful>

(Crackhead): "Babygirl don't do me like thattt..."
<burps in my face with crack breath>
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Audience convo: So I should tweak right? Yes or No.
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(Me): <starts to throw the quarters at his head>
"Yo ass tweaking gang, fucking crack breath...Ts stank man"

(Crackhead): "ah ahh, wait lemme get those" <reaches for quarters>

(Herbie): "Mann, get yo crackhead ass on this girl don't got no money for you." "Is he bothering you shorty?"
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(Me): Oh hi audience, before I continue lemme introduce myself. My name is Alesí and I'm 19. If you couldn't tell by the title mfkas live in Chicago. I am a college student and this crackhead just made me miss the bus so lemme get back to the story.
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(Me): "Fuckkk, I missed my fucking bus. I hate crackheads.."
<Rolls eyes>

(Herbie): I mean, I could drop you to where you going...
(Me): Ghe for real?! That would be a blessing.

(Herbie): ..Shidd based on how far it is <he laughs a lil>

DRAFT.... Lmk wsp?! Writer.

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