Camila: Yo, what's up, hynas? I'm Camila Cabello aka Cagayo aka Gaymila aka Big Daddy Bello aka "Make you scream" Cabello-
Interviewer(Y'all already know the drill): Um, I think they get the-
Camila: Aka Big Gay Energy aka "Two Inches From The Floor" aka-
Interviewer: Camila! Can we please get on with the interview? I got eight more to interview today
Camila: (raises gay eyebrow; turns snapback around) Firstly, who the fuck you think you talking to? I'm yo daddy, puta. Secondly, what kinda name is (Whatever y'all done tf said)? Fourthly, I'll cut you. Sixty-ninethly, who else you interviewing?
Interviewer: (confusion)
*Remember: gays suck at math*
Interviewer: Um, (flips through notes) Lauren "Green Planet" Jiggy Jar Jar Do, Allyson "King Jesus in this bitch" Brooklyn, Jeed "Thicc Crispy Cakes Supa Base" Three Wall, Denim "Break Dat Back" Jeans, Platypus "Make You Wetter Than My Ocean Eyes" Edwards, Jesminda "Big Titties, Big Dick" Needle, Norman "Twerk Sumn, Girl" Kodak, Lee "Lemme Get A Pizza Dat" Pincock....-are these even real people?!
Camila: Oh shit! Those are my bitches! Where they at? (Looks around in fuckboy)
Interviewer: (staring at the notepad) These nicknames sound like track titles for an upcoming album...
Camila: It'll be a lit ass album... name that shit "Little Harmony: The Pussy Chronicles"
Interviewer: (looks up) Anyway... first question, who is your celebrity cr-
Camila: AllyJadeDinahLeighAnneLaurenJesyNormaniPerrie
Interviewer: I'm sorry, what?
Camila: I ain't repeating myself, dammit. Next question
Interviewer: Uh, okay, what's your favorite song at the moment?
Camila: Tipsy In Dis Club by Pretty Ricky
Interviewer: I'm not familiar with that song
Camila: Don't expect you to be. Next question
Interviewer: What's your favorite food?
Camila: Pussy
Interviewer: 😨
Camila: With a side of Normani and Jesy's titties
Interviewer: 😰
Camila: Next. Question.
Interviewer: Uh-Uh, w-what's something you really want in life?
Camila: (smirks) To be in a Jerrie sandwich... or a Pesy sandwich... or any sandwich really
Interviewer: 😨 Oh, Jesus
Camila: Oh, yeah, Ally can join
Interviewer: Uh, next question... favorite movie? (Flinches, waiting for her to say some outta pocket shit)
Camila:.....
Interviewer:.....
Camila: I like Coco...
Interviewer: (sighs in relief) For a second I thought you were gonna-
Camila: And Fifty Shades of Grey
Interviewer: OK! That's all we have for today. Thank you, Camila-
Camila: Aka Cagayo aka Gaymila aka Big Daddy Bello aka "Make you scream" Cabello Aka Big Gay Energy aka "Two Inches From The Floor" aka-
Interviewer: Catch you all later. Our next guest will be determined by your votes. Until next time on: FUCKBOY SERIES
Camila: Wait, I ain't no damn fuckboy-
Interviewer: Goodbye, everyone!
Who's Next?:
Lauren "Green Planet" Jiggy Jar Jar Do
Allysus "King Jesus in this bitch" Brooklyn
Jeed "Thicc Crispy Cakes Supa Base" Three Wall
Denim "Break Dat Back" Jeans
Platypus "Make You Wetter Than A Bayou" Edwards
Jesminda "Big Titties, Big Dick" Needle
Norman "Twerk Sumn, Girl" Kodak
Lee "Like My Coffee With Two Sugars" Pincock
Camila's song (a bop tbh)
YOU ARE READING
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